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Official Twitter account for Applebee’s customer service

Athens, GA
Joined December 2011
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*nervously twirling phone cord* (blushing) Not much. Wondering how I still have a phone with a cord. How about you?
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Back in my day, a December to Remember involved arson at a nearby trailer park.
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Crazy how we’re born with all the nipples we’re ever gonna have.
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Don’t feel bad if you don’t have any plans this weekend. Cats never have plans and they’re rock stars.
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Hello friends guess what
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WIFE: *whispering* I’m not wearing any panties.. ME: *whispering even softer* neither am I..
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I have diarrhea but this time it's for fun
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If you thought your life sucked after I honked at you, wait till I throw up my arms in displeasure.
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WIFE: [trying on new spectacles] How do I look? ME: Through the glass bit
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hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what
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Thanks for the thesaurus, I similar it so much.
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If you pay $5000 for Bruce Springsteen tickets someone needs to be handed power of attorney over your financial affairs because you are mentally incapacitated.
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Going sleeveless today. If you’re ovulating, please stay inside.
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I use a "retirement calculator" every morning before I leave for work to make sure I'm on track financially and I only have 1718 years to go
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Swimming with the dolphins is boring, make them walk on land.
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I don't understand the point of birds
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A light salad is the fastest a salad can travel in the universe.
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Everyone laughed when I told them I had a swimming pool full of gasoline well who's laughing now
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