@SCpatches

🇲🇽🇸🇻 Chris / Patches • HE/THEY • Sports, anime, games, rock/metal, in that order • Bucket hats & shit soccer takes 🍉

 Hecho en Los Angeles
Joined December 2012
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The closure of knowing how someone truly feels about you is a good feeling
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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I’m so tired of being alive
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chill
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Me after any minor inconvenience
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There is so much beauty in the world
Rinley@rinley01Oct 24
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Patches retweeted
Namo@lovesicknamoOct 24
THIS ONE FMUJQFAGYWV
Namo@lovesicknamoOct 23
Indian Insta fmu 😭😭
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#SOULEATER #ソウルイーター MAD
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I really fumbled a girl within an hour of meeting her Ask me anything
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👐 MAKE THAT 9 STRAIGHT UNBEATEN!
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If you’re trying to reach me I’m drunk and will reply in 2 business days
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John Madden: "I should find the gatorade tanks hidden throughout the city!" Princess Peach via radio: "Focus, M"
HazzadorGamin, Dragon of Dojima@HazzadorGaminOct 21
EA confirms they are developing an Open World football game and seemingly separate from Madden and College Football. in.ign.com/madden-nfl-27/275…
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how it feels to live tweet during a football match
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“What was your biggest impact on the internet?” At the age of 20 I made this fucking abomination
Nightmare SwagKirb@Swag_K1RBYOct 19
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" Postman fucking Pat (and bob)
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Make them free for the fans at the game tomorrow 💅
Angel City FC@weareangelcityOct 24
🖤 CLINCHED 🖤 A moment worth remembering. Shop our Clinched tee here: shop.angelcity.com/products/…
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LET’S GOOOOOOOO
Angel City FC@weareangelcityOct 24
PLAYOFF BOUND 🪽 Angel City is back in the postseason, and we have two matches left to earn a home playoff game. We need our fans to pack the building tomorrow at BMO Stadium and on November 1 at Dignity Health Sports Park. Come fuel the fight!
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GIFfany | Soos ✨ #gravityfalls
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Portland Thorns I’m begging you to hold on for another 15 minutes
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😝
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@uffyebandaOct 22
How tall are you ? (Drop your emoji)
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Honestly nights like tonight make me realize how much I enjoy going out by myself
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