@SCpatches

🇲🇽🇸🇻 Chris / Patches • HE/THEY • Sports, anime, games, rock/metal, in that order • Bucket hats & shit soccer takes 🍉

 Hecho en Los Angeles
Joined December 2012
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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chill
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Namo@lovesicknamoOct 24
THIS ONE FMUJQFAGYWV
Namo@lovesicknamoOct 23
Indian Insta fmu 😭😭
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#SOULEATER #ソウルイーター MAD
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👐 MAKE THAT 9 STRAIGHT UNBEATEN!
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John Madden: "I should find the gatorade tanks hidden throughout the city!" Princess Peach via radio: "Focus, M"
HazzadorGamin, Dragon of Dojima@HazzadorGaminOct 21
EA confirms they are developing an Open World football game and seemingly separate from Madden and College Football. in.ign.com/madden-nfl-27/275…
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how it feels to live tweet during a football match
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GIFfany | Soos ✨ #gravityfalls
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You commit to Georgia and it installs Burnout: Paradise on your console
Mike Straw
@MikeStrawMediaOct 21
In their memo to staff, EA confirmed that an open-world experience is coming to their American Football games. It's currently under the codename "Project Gridiron" and is described as a "social-first open-world experience"
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LA is the best city in the country🩷🖤 - SK3
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i’ve ensnared the wicked beast in a translucent prison
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Joseph@joseph02482Oct 21
Fuck you
🤝 Paid partnership
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Mr. Chau@SrirachachauOct 21
Early Mac in It's Always Sunny
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 20
Trump on Jon Husted: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"
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in-n-out isn’t overrated. I think non-Californians misunderstand us when we try to describe it. It’s a consistent 8/10 burger every single time you go and is better than any other fast food chain burger at the same price point. Yes 5 guys is *technically* better at 2x the price.
Terrible Maps
@TerribleMapsOct 20
Each state's most overrated thing
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Maiden, still better than Metallica.
BLABBERMOUTH.NET
@BLABBERMOUTHNETOct 21
IRON MAIDEN's NICKO MCBRAIN Says DONALD TRUMP And 'His Bunch Of Cronies Should Be Put In Jail' blabbermouth.net/news/iron-m…
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Texting is really nice on the Duo
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TB EGO
@TomBradyEgoOct 21
The Chargers have gone 11-14 (including playoffs) since Jim Harbaugh was kidnapped by the Dirty Bubble
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Sevilla FC
@SevillaFC_ENGFeb 18
Replying to @Leslie_theLes
"mrrrrrrp mrrrreow :3"
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