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Gaslamp, San Diego
Joined April 2008
This mfer about to go 6 and 2/3 with 5 hits, 1 run and the Padres lose 2-1
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just ate 3000 calories of airport Panda Express ass crack of dawn rooster still tired. And you wanna ask me to move my feet out of the aisle. These are size 13 shoes. Im inbred. Im the serpent in the garden w nicotine poisoning. Youre on vacation w your kids Im dying in real life
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Sir, you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you
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I’m pretty sure Coach Kentera farts while on live air
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Sometimes, in life, the simplest truths hurt the most…later nerd
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Just absolutely awful. Everything is terrible. Sports are dumb.
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The Game 5 vibes are killing me right now
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Replying to @BarstoolBigCat
Soak up the tears Big Cat!
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