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follow for dank padres memes from your boi Dave

 Gaslamp, San Diego
Joined April 2008
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swilly ☻
@swillysports31 Mar 2024
Yoshinobu Yamamoto throws 5 shutout innings & the 1-2-3 of Betts/Ohtani/Freeman go 7 for 14 as the Los Angeles Dodgers lose 6-5 to the St. Louis Cardinals in extra innings
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Dusty Baker
@DustyBakerTV10 Oct 2023
The Dodgers won 100 games in 2023. The Dodgers won 111 games in 2022. The Dodgers won 106 games in 2021. The Dodgers won 106 games in 2019. In 3 of the last 4 full seasons of play, the Dodgers have had 100+ wins & yet have been knocked out in the NLDS. That is unacceptable. – at Louisville, KY
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ESPN Insights
@ESPNInsights26 Sep 2023
The Padres fell to 7-23 in 1-run games following Monday's loss to the Giants. The Padres are on pace for the 2nd-worst record in 1-run games since 1900. However, San Diego's overall run differential of +90 this season would be the 2nd-best in team history (+114 in 1998).
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Brodie Brazil
@BrodieBz16 Sep 2023
Dear #BringTheGold fans...
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If the Padres comeback and win this game we’ll give someone that RTs this post tickets to Devine Deck tomorrow night
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I can’t think of a fanbase I respect less than the Dodgers. Very, very disgusting people
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Yakyu Cosmopolitan@yakyucosmo9 May 2023
Trevor Bauer’s final line in his 2nd career NPB start 6.0 IP, 11 H, 7 R, 6 ER, 0 BB, 8 K, 103 PI Coughed up 3 home runs
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Dan Szymborski
@DSzymborski4 Mar 2023
For the fourth consecutive season, I had the AI create a motto for every MLB team.
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Bolt Beat (@BB_Chargers) profile pictureBolt Beat@BB_Chargers13 Feb 2023
Melvin Gordon really was the kid in the group project who slapped his name on the final assignment.. but he got a Super Bowl ring out of it. boltbeat.com/posts/melvin-go…
Melvin Gordon secures 1st ring before Chargers' Justin Herbert wins 1st playoff game

Melvin Gordon secures 1st ring before Chargers' Justin Herbert wins 1st playoff game

Melvin Gordon has a Super Bowl ring before Justin Herbert has even won a playoff game for the Chargers.

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K.C. Alfred@KCAlfredPhoto4 Feb 2023
Instafan. If you are going to greet Padres Juan Soto on the street, best not wear a Dodgers hat. He might just toss it aside and give you the Padres hat off his head. #PadresCommunityTour
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Ryan McBain@RyanMcBain15 Jan 2023
Replying to @Jaguars
@Jaguars
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Klein25
@Klein253 Dec 2022
Trea Turner meeting with the Padres is pretty pathetic to be honest.
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Jeff Saturday@SaturdayJeff30 Oct 2022
Raiders look horrible
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smooth recess@AlexiconTom6 Nov 2022
40 consecutive days eating an entire rotisserie chicken #chicken
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pokey pup@Whatapityonyou5 Nov 2022
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September 17, 1980: Orioles manager Earl Weaver’s famous tirade at umpire Bill Haller after Haller called a balk on the Orioles pitcher during a game against Detroit. “You are gonna be in the Hall of Fame? Why?”
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Darnay Tripp@DarnayTripp25 Oct 2022
Bob Melvin asked to say one last thing after the final question was asked: "I just want to thank the city of San Diego and the fans. They were immense in our success... the last month getting to the postseason was hard and they were part of it..."
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Pretty wild that Adidas dropped Tatis but still has a business relationship with Kanye.
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jeremy@jphawkins__23 Oct 2022
“ɨ ֆɦօʊʟɖ ɢɨʋɛ ʊք օռ ɮǟֆɛɮǟʟʟ ǟռɖ ʄօƈʊֆ օռ ɮɛɨռɢ ǟ ɦɨքքʏ ɨռ օƈɛǟռ ɮɛǟƈɦ” Mike Clevinger, probably – at Charlotte, NC
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Replying to @rich_roberts
Really feared that his suspension would sink the team. It might have galvanized them. Or at least have them finality regarding who was going to be in the lineup or not. But add him? Baby, you got a stew going.
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