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George Washington after taking an edible, listening to REM and then looking through the stuff in my pockets:
That’s me on the quarter
dude came into my store with a jbl speaker blasting drowning by a boogie wit da hoodie, singing along btw. after that song ended it immediately went into drops of jupiter by train, really something to witness
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99% of the BDSM takes I see on twitter come from people that dont even know what the acronym means yet they speak like they know everything. God forbid you ask them what TPE is lol
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The Liberty Biberty was just shot on Joy Rd and 8 Mile in Detroit. His condition is not known at this time.
getting on stage to sing insect/suspect in your place, coward #DEI
is it true? the first ever instance of mythmaker appreciation on facebook? dropped to my knees in a parking structure. thank you.
how did i manage to get my normal stepsisters boyfriend to put pig on his workout playlist but cannot find anyone for myself? the world may never know!
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I got trapped under a fallen dresser in the furniture store and I hollered and hollered but nobody saved me
they’re saying my old coworker that lost his last job by crashing the company truck and getting a DUI found a porsche 912 out in a field and he’s trying to sell it for $17,000
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A very Happy Birthday to @coseyfannitutti born today in 1951

























