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Some stills i hadn't seen from that Gucci ad. Link below. Saw the video at initial release. Played a campaigner. It was a hilarious fun weekend. Time proper flies for real. More of this in 2020 please! I'm available for bookings / shoots folks. 🙏🏾💃🏿 gucci.com/si/en_gb/st/storie…
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It is a stone cold fact that Abdul El-Sayed would have been labelled an antisemite and kicked out of the @UKLabour, British Labour Party. dumbbirchtree is 100% on the money here.
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You have to be joking. There is absolutely no way Abdul El-Sayed would have been allowed to stand as a Labour MP - and most likely would have been kicked out of the Party years ago. The Labour Party blocked Faiza Shaheen standing as a candidate for sharing a skit by Jon Stewart and talking about her own experience of Islamophobia.
When you vilify, smear and demonise good people who refuse to let your hate define them, other good people don't stand by. They stand up and vote for hope over fear. Congratulations @AbdulElSayed 🎉
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Replying to @ItsKingSlime
That's sounds great in theory. But it only really works if you make enough
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In October? Fml. That's a bit mad.
A white man from East Ham told a black yout from grove he’s blacker than him. And everyone’s cheering it on.
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Rahhhh! It's like magic 😍
If Rose can create complexion shades that match within 3 minutes then why can’t…
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The Times and The Sunday Times published about 44 articles about Professor Jason Arday. The Telegraph published 43. The Daily Mail published about 38. The Independent published 24. The Spectator published around 21. The Guardian published about 19. The Daily Express published more than 10. The Sun published 9. It was a disproportionate media pile-on.
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Utterly shocking news about Professor Jason Arday. It really shouldn't have ended like this. May he rest in peace.
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London is a Simulation 🤣
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Ayanda Selepe is missing, please repost until she is found
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All this venom, over football?! How does Celestial really feel. Yikes.
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Having grown up in many situations where I was the only black girl amongst non-blacks, it’s actually a lot less about them murdering you and a lot more about them not actually giving a fuck if you’re in a dangerous situation. The latter is scarier cause they will watch you drown and go back to partying.
Call me a clueless white guy but it did not occur to me that a significant contributor to "why are all the Black kids sitting together" is that there's a Black meme wherein if you make friends with white people, they'll murder you for fun and the police will refuse to investigate
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27 days without; Bathing. Changing clothes. Brushing. Changing Pads (For adult females) Changing underwears. This is just few of the harrowing experiences the ORIIRE45 are undergoing at the moment. #RescueOriire
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It is easier to be (rightly) outraged by poorer Nigerians begging for money from terrorists and kidnappers online, than it is to be outraged by nicely dressed middle class Nigerians, professionals, journalists, writers, and others who routinely take money from politicians who have open and verifiable records of being rapists, murderers, and thieves whose corruption directly leads to more deaths than any bandit could manage to kill. At least these poor(er) people online are just beggars. The well dressed ones don’t just take the money of murderous politicians who terrorise millions, they also actively whitewash and sell them as fit for public office. Like I wrote in an article here a while ago, a Nigerian will tweet about how much of a disgrace and eyesore Nigerians begging at the airport and on the streets is, while on their way to do executive begging in offices and homes. In the end, the only real crime in Nigeria is poverty. Whatever crime you choose to do, just try to have money and success and you will be fine. Because if you are poor even the people you try to be good to will spit on you because you represent everything they hate and fear — that peculiarly dehumanising Nigerian poverty.
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Nigerians are always quick to move on, but if this pops up on your timeline, repost it; it costs you zero naira. It’s been three weeks now.
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He is still missing, please repost until he is found.
He is still missing, please repost until he is found.
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The problem gentlemen is you think "rapist" means scary man in a hoodie lurking in an alleyway at 3am. Of course you'd block that guy. But it's the boyfriend you really loved who was angry that you hadn't wanted sex for two days and pinned you for the bed and then felt really bad about it. It's the really sweet guy backstage who you loved working with for the whole production who knew you only wanted to be friends and then got you drunk at the after party and raped you in a dressing room. It's the husband who whined and pleaded for sex long after you've said no for hours and refused to take no for an answer until you gave in every night for four years until you realised what it was. It's the childhood friend who knows your parents and is your brother's best mate who suddenly attacked you when you were 17 and then told you he'd be thrown out of Oxford if you said anything. It's the kind colleague who offered to drive you home from that conference when there was a train strike and then forced his hands into your pants in a lay-by and then threatened to leave you there at 3am if you didn't stop being a cockteasing bitch. We're not dumb. We see the constant attempts to make anything short of stranger with a knife made up, regret, our fault really, a matter of the woman not being clear. We know why you keep trying to make this 'not rape'. Because if coercion, marital rape, pressure, manipulation and exploitation count, then the comforting fantasy that rape is only ever a stranger with a knife falls apart.
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A rape case was dropped 13 days before trial. Years later, an independent review found it should have gone ahead. But by then, it was too late. Here's why that matters. A woman reported a rape. Three and a half years later, she was preparing for trial. Then the CPS dropped the case. The reason? A sexsomnia defence. The case would never be heard by a jury. Most people thought that was the end. It wasn't. She requested a Victim's Right to Review. An independent Chief Crown Prosecutor reviewed the decision. The conclusion was extraordinary. The case should never have been dropped. In fact, the review found it was more likely than not that a jury would have convicted. But there was a devastating problem. The CPS had already offered no evidence in court. Double jeopardy meant the case could never be reopened. The decision was found to be wrong. The outcome could not be changed. So she sued the CPS. The CPS apologised. They paid damages. They changed policy. And today, there is a pilot scheme that gives victims an option for a review before rape cases are dropped. That woman was me. My case can't be put back before a jury. But others shouldn't have to hear that a case should have gone to trial only after it's too late to do anything about it. That's why I'm campaigning for victims to have a review before cases are dropped. And for the current pilot to become permanent. Not after. When it's too late. #RightToBeReviewed #VictimsRights #JusticeMatters
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Also why are ppl saying it’s because Jackie Aina is Nigerian …..urrrmmm are you guys okay in the head ? Isn’t Esther also Nigerian.
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