Samuel Stocker (@SLStocker91) header
Samuel Stocker (@SLStocker91) profile picture

Samuel Stocker

@SLStocker91
 Crawley, South East England
Joined January 2012
  • Tweets5.4K
  • Following871
  • Followers914
287Media
Photo by Samuel Stocker (@SLStocker91)Photo by Samuel Stocker (@SLStocker91)Photo by Samuel Stocker (@SLStocker91)Photo by Samuel Stocker (@SLStocker91)Photo by Samuel Stocker (@SLStocker91)Photo by Samuel Stocker (@SLStocker91)Photo by Samuel Stocker (@SLStocker91)Photo by Samuel Stocker (@SLStocker91)Photo by Samuel Stocker (@SLStocker91)Photo by Samuel Stocker (@SLStocker91)
Samuel Stocker retweeted
Jack Gadd (@jackgadd1) profile picture
Jack Gadd@jackgadd111 Jul 2021
Replying to @NewsForAIl @NewsForAllUK
[90th Min] MAGUIRE!!!!
2
6
2
13
Samuel Stocker retweeted
Frak (@FrakThePerson) profile picture
Frak
@FrakThePerson21 Mar 2021
You came up in this bitch like "All Lives Matter"
6
39
11
179
Fully deserved
Official Charts (@officialcharts) profile pictureOfficial Charts
@officialcharts27 Feb 2021
Congrats to @THEREALGHETTS! He rides his tank to Number 1 on the UK's Official Album Downloads Chart with Conflict of Interest bit.ly/38aRZ3k
Image from Official Charts (@officialcharts)
1
3
Swear down, the fucking realest to bless the scene is @THEREALGHETTS Not only is he the coldest but his soul is golden. We met once briefly a few years back after he heard I was a fan and now he proves that my man really does have a diamond heart by dropping the new ting over ♥️
Image from Samuel Stocker (@SLStocker91)
Image from Samuel Stocker (@SLStocker91)
1
1
2
Samuel Stocker retweeted
Nosey Parker (@keepit1002018) profile picture
Nosey Parker@keepit100201819 Oct 2020
Let's not let @piersmorgan forget his anniversary
Image from Nosey Parker (@keepit1002018)
144
2,001
197
3,851
You will always be our King.
1,116
50,556
4,134
195,448
👏
GOAL (@goal) profile pictureGOAL
@goal29 Mar 2020
Joshua Kimmich and Leon Goretzka's charity, WeKickCorona, has already raised €3.6 million 👏
Image from GOAL (@goal)
Samuel Stocker retweeted
Men's Humor (@MensHumor) profile picture
Men's Humor
@MensHumor19 Dec 2019
Anyone else???
Image from Men's Humor (@MensHumor)
6
45
9
268
Never take a sofa for granted. One day you may be waiting a week for one to arrive and you will seriously look back and begin to hate yourself for your nonchalant chilling whilst sat on a dining chair.
1
Samuel Stocker retweeted
Samuel Stocker (@SLStocker91) profile picture
Samuel Stocker@SLStocker9113 May 2019
If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's to ignore the tab when opening a pack of bacon.
2
2
Just got out of breath from drinking water. I need to sort my life out.
If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's to ignore the tab when opening a pack of bacon.
2
2
😂🔥👏
quis (@quistalktoem) profile picturequis@quistalktoem29 Apr 2019
these look like squidward’s feet
Samuel Stocker retweeted
Shuffle T (@Shuffle_T) profile picture
Shuffle T@Shuffle_T1 May 2019
How is it May?
1
16
2
38
Samuel Stocker retweeted
Shuffle T (@Shuffle_T) profile picture
Shuffle T@Shuffle_T2 Apr 2019
Here is the amazing video @MarloRapper made for the crowdfunding page of the Advanced Rhyming Dictionary for Rappers and Poets. Please pledge if you can. unbound.com/books/rhyming-di…
7
49
9
126
No lie this song has been stuck in my head. SHOW MEEEE!
Alhan Gençay (@alhan) profile pictureAlhan Gençay
@alhan28 Mar 2019
FIRST STEP TAKE UR RIGHT HAND 👋 \ 😛 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ NEXT TAKE UR LEFT HAND 🤚 😩/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ PUT BOTH HANDS ON UR HEAD 👋 🤚 \😯/ || _/¯ ¯\_ SHOW ME THE MIGRAINE SKANK 🤯 _/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_
Samuel Stocker retweeted
Shuffle T (@Shuffle_T) profile picture
Shuffle T@Shuffle_T28 Mar 2019
Vegans unite.
25
104
44
361
Samuel Stocker retweeted
Sebastian. (@IfYouSeeSeb) profile picture
Sebastian.
@IfYouSeeSeb21 Mar 2019
I saw your son dribbling over himself at an after party on the Kings Road because he’d backed off more Ket than he could handle... you’ve got bigger things to worry about x
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) profile picturePiers Morgan
@piersmorgan21 Mar 2019
No man should ever allow himself to be called ‘hun’. Or ‘babe’. Absolutely deal-breaker for me.
240
4,076
186
27,608
Samuel Stocker retweeted
StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) profile picture
StanceGrounded
@_SJPeace_17 Mar 2019
New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern visiting a makeshift memorial at the Kilbirnie Mosque. Look at how she holds and consoles them. With so much love. This is what you call a LEADER. Retweet ❤️
1,340
35,529
3,132
86,119
Player in the Israeli Premier League nutmegs 4 players in a row
320
8,569
649
19,298
Load more