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Samuel Stocker

@SLStocker91
 Crawley, South East England
Joined January 2012
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Jack Gadd@jackgadd111 Jul 2021
Replying to @NewsForAIl @NewsForAllUK
[90th Min] MAGUIRE!!!!
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Frak
@FrakThePerson21 Mar 2021
You came up in this bitch like "All Lives Matter"
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Nosey Parker@keepit100201819 Oct 2020
Let's not let @piersmorgan forget his anniversary
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You will always be our King.
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Men's Humor
@MensHumor19 Dec 2019
Anyone else???
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Samuel Stocker@SLStocker9113 May 2019
If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's to ignore the tab when opening a pack of bacon.
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Shuffle T@Shuffle_T1 May 2019
How is it May?
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Shuffle T@Shuffle_T2 Apr 2019
Here is the amazing video @MarloRapper made for the crowdfunding page of the Advanced Rhyming Dictionary for Rappers and Poets. Please pledge if you can. unbound.com/books/rhyming-di…
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Shuffle T@Shuffle_T28 Mar 2019
Vegans unite.
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Sebastian.
@IfYouSeeSeb21 Mar 2019
I saw your son dribbling over himself at an after party on the Kings Road because he’d backed off more Ket than he could handle... you’ve got bigger things to worry about x
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@piersmorgan21 Mar 2019
No man should ever allow himself to be called ‘hun’. Or ‘babe’. Absolutely deal-breaker for me.
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StanceGrounded
@_SJPeace_17 Mar 2019
New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern visiting a makeshift memorial at the Kilbirnie Mosque. Look at how she holds and consoles them. With so much love. This is what you call a LEADER. Retweet ❤️
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Player in the Israeli Premier League nutmegs 4 players in a row
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How dead is it coming home from work to a shit dinner
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Maz Mirzadeh@mazmirzadeh30 Nov 2018
Football bars in UK Rap, Grime & Drill:
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Troll Sports
@trollsports16 Nov 2018
Me on twitter vs. Me on linkedin (🎥: @joonlee )
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Dara Ó Briain
@daraobriain2 Oct 2018
I find this honestly bewildering. How would you endure, let alone celebrate, losing this?
Seb Dance (@SebDance) profile pictureSeb Dance@SebDance2 Oct 2018
Ending free movement. On the left: your current free zone. You can work, travel, study, love, retire across this area. No visas. Includes non-EU members. On the right: your future free zone (assuming CTA with Ireland). Can *anyone* explain how this is increasing opportunity?
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Futbol Babes@FutbolBabes1 Oct 2018
When your ex turns up on a night out 🙈😂 teapawt.net/SportsWankers/status/6…
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Paul Boles@Bolesey198316 Sep 2018
Replying to @PaulKeen90 @cantonas_5 @tancredipalmeri
I agree that there’s a big ban coming, but can we stop with “if you did that to someone in the street...”. If you slide tackled someone in the street you’d be in trouble too.
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Andy Ryan@ItsAndyRyan11 Sep 2018
Daughter: What does gays mean? Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'? Me: Er... read me the whole sentence Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze" Me: Oh
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Edward Snowden
@Snowden13 Sep 2018
For five long years, governments have denied that global mass surveillance violates of your rights. And for five long years, we have chased them through the doors of every court. Today, we won. Don't thank me: thank all of those who never stopped fighting. theguardian.com/uk-news/2018…
GCHQ data collection regime violated human rights, court rules

GCHQ data collection regime violated human rights, court rules

Surveillance system revealed by Snowden breached right to privacy, Strasbourg judges say

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