@SMB_path

artist formerly known as a pile of 💩 on a model X

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Joined July 2020
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Replying to @SullyBusiness
You don’t have to love your job. You can’t hate it though Find something that affords you the lifestyle you want without a dread when you wake up
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Just a friendly reminder that we share air with people like this
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California would have arrested them as well Not for selling drugs Construction without a permit
The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan14h
Entrepreneurship is alive and well.
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Imagine being this guy and thinking you did al the world a favor keeping a drug addict who’s willing to risk other people’s lives ON the streets Now imagine you’re an idiot But i repeat myself
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I will give you $100 if you correctly guess the final sentence of this thread…
fisherking@fisherk1ngOct 26
a buddy in college, throughout college (4yrs) exclusively watched The Office as a way to date. He would match with girls (tinder or school) and tell them over and over again that he’s “never seen it” and the opening dates with these girls would just be watching the office
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Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 26
BREAKING: AI cybersecurity startup founded by ex-DOGE staffers breaches Anthropic's internal systems in under 12 hours using AI agents, accessing sensitive employee data & Slack messages.
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Local man says fraud should be legal because adults should be able to tell
Steven ONeill
@StevenLeeO117Oct 26
Replying to @SMB_path @JaredDHardin
Nah, if a full grown adult buys something as serious as a business without proper counsel that’s completely on them.
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Tough economy out there Chick-fil-A, completely empty at dinner time Be safe out there
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I love grok bot I use it extensively But we’re never going to talk to people anymore are we?
X Freeze
@XFreezeOct 25
Imagine Grok Bot handling all those painful phone calls for you. Calling customer service, waiting on hold for hours, explaining your problem over and over, dealing with cancellations, refunds, and all the annoying back-and-forth while you just go about your day You're gonna sooo love Grok Bot
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No one who watched LSU in the last 2 weeks thinks they’re 15th
On3
@On3Oct 25
BREAKING: College Football AP Poll🚨 on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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Does this let that Florida state guy off the hook?
The Rebel Reaper
@RebelReaper1000Oct 24
Replying to @trinidaddychamp
I'll shit in a cup and eat it. That's how confident I am
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Nukes. Launch the nukes
Dealflow Guy
@dealflow_guyOct 24
You’re not praying hard enough anon
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Hot take: voting shouldn’t be allowed by immigrants until they’ve been in the country 20 years
Patrick Heizer
@PatrickHeizerOct 23
Hot take: the voting age should be lowered to 16. If you'll be an adult for the majority of the next administration, you should have a democratic say in it.
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Damn it Now we have to shut down operations and have you and everyone else that heard that drug tested Jackass
Murf
@MurfJonOct 23
“ I hate Braums” over heard in data van. We’re shutting this location down.
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What a terrible cuntry
City of Toronto 🇨🇦
@cityoftorontoOct 23
Replying to @cityoftoronto
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Being short about $17.1 million for the most part
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡
@zillowgonewildOct 22
What’s stopping you from buying this 9.69 acre private island off the Florida Keys for only $16,900,000
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Launch the nukes
Snackolator
@snackolatorOct 22
Are you ready?! The Wingstop x Sour Patch Kids collab drops TOMORROW for Club Wingstop members and this one is WILD! 😲 Let me know if you're trying it and what you think... I can't wait to hear from you all!
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The ratio…. Naturally they turned comments off
City of Toronto 🇨🇦
@cityoftorontoOct 23
New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area. Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer. Learn more about the change: toronto.ca/LocalSpeed
Two men walking and chatting on a sidewalk, one pushing a baby stroller near a white picket fence and brick house.

ALT Two men walking and chatting on a sidewalk, one pushing a baby stroller near a white picket fence and brick house.

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Dear God…
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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What did your boyfriend get?
Dustin
@wtx_jayhawkOct 23
Full disclosure, I got a PSL this morning
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I didn’t realize the reason the falcons gave up a 28-3 lead to the patriots was because they invaded Russia at half time
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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