Atheist. Ex-lawyer. Comedian/impressionist. Voiceover pro. Writer. Occasional git. Presenter of @NiceOneCyrilPod #COYS #THFC

London, England
Joined January 2019
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Not sure anyone believed me, thinking that I just had a dirty mind, but…
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@leebrown2 makes a key RDZ observation on this week's podcast: #COYS #THFC Full episode: pod.fo/e/6dd2ad
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The far left's crazed obsession with demonising Israel is a 24/7 commitment. Do their thoughts and conversations ever stray from mendacious blood libel mantras?
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@leebrown2 makes a key RDZ observation on this week's podcast: #COYS #THFC Full episode: pod.fo/e/6dd2ad
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SimonTHFC retweeted
My latest SHOWREEL. I would be grateful if you would share my reel. This is part of my comeback story to acting; the first steps on my journey back. Thank you for your support. #ShowreelShare #ShowreelShareDay #ActorsShowreel #Showreel #CastingCallUK #UKActors #ActorsLife
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SimonTHFC retweeted
Well worth a listen…it was an hilarious hour recording. 🎙️
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We're all a bit busy this evening so we'll be recording the pod tomorrow. Ahead of that, tell us which players are - or were - complete arseholes and why. No Goons - that's too easy. Ronaldo and Maupay are good examples. We'll include the best answers on the pod. #COYS #THFC #TTID #Spurs
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SimonTHFC retweeted
We will all soon know what it feels like to be Jewish. In France, they already do. It will be our just deserts for having abandoned the Jews, ignored their warnings, turned against them, and even marched alongside their oppressors. For three years, you useful idiots have been parading Palestinian flags, sporting keffiyehs, screaming “From the River to the Sea”, and recognizing a fictitious Palestinian state as a reward for Hamas’s October 7 massacre (looking at you, @EmmanuelMacron). You have boycotted the only Jewish state in the world, vilified the Jewish people’s right to self-determination (aka “Zionism”), and spread the “Gaza genocide” blood libel. Did you really think that if you fed the crocodile enough Jewish flesh, it would eventually be satiated? All you have done is embolden the monster and whet its appetite. So you were worried about “colonization”? Look around. The only thing being colonized here are our own Western cities. The Palestinian flag has become a victory banner, proudly waved amid the ruins of looted and vandalized historic buildings—a symbol of hatred for our civilization and everything it stands for. It never ends with the Jews.
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SimonTHFC retweeted
I went to the Green Party conference. It is a party occupied. The Greens needed people. the extremists needed a party. The result was an explosion of antisemitism My eyewitness investigation, with names, footage and receipts: david-collier.com/inside-occ…
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We focus on the stuff that matters! #COYS #TTID #THFC #Spurs Full episode here: pod.fo/e/6b1195
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Analysis, laughs, wild predictions and general bullshit. Tune in! #COYS #THFC #TTID #Spurs
NEW EPISODE!! RDZ-BALL - classy Spurs; just add goals. SOLANKE - first of many? BENTANCUR’S BRAIN FADE - Maguire’s schadenfreude GALLAGHER - finally starts repaying his fee COVENTRY - finding form just in time? Plus Room 101, and who we'd like from City. With @SMTHFC1 @DameJulieWelch @Speranza6162 @sploshmedia #COYS #THFC pod.fo/e/6b1195
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Here’s a new clip from Tottenham Find Their Lost Cojones!! Nice One Cyril Tottenham Find Their Lost Cojones! RDZ-BALL! Dominant, classy, organised. Are we actually becoming a football team? SOLANKE: CONFIDENCE, LOCATED? Two misses, one good goal. Good times around the...
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NEW EPISODE!! RDZ-BALL - classy Spurs; just add goals. SOLANKE - first of many? BENTANCUR’S BRAIN FADE - Maguire’s schadenfreude GALLAGHER - finally starts repaying his fee COVENTRY - finding form just in time? Plus Room 101, and who we'd like from City. With @SMTHFC1 @DameJulieWelch @Speranza6162 @sploshmedia #COYS #THFC pod.fo/e/6b1195
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Which City player should we take in the imminent fire sale? Choose one, say why. Best answers to be discussed on tonight's pod! #COYS #THFC #TTID #Spurs
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How long is the stench of the “sham” going to corrode the meaning, worth, and very essence of the Premier League? Listening to commentary about Manchester City’s players matching the defiance of their ownership and triumphing in adversity. Listening to fans chorusing the names of the men running the club, wearing masks or displaying banners of their faces and jibing: “We’re Man City, we’ll cheat when we want.” Victory being framed as “a lovely moment,” a show of togetherness as though some grave injustice has been imposed on City, rather than their hierarchy being found by an independent commission to have orchestrated financial doping on an industrial scale. Their opponents and the rest of us wondering if any of this actually matters now and how much of it ever did? There can be no business as usual pretence. We need a full stop to the absurdity.
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Not a single Spurs fan is surprised #THFC
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So Der Fuhrer couldn't even win a by-election in a favourable metropolitan area. What now?
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SimonTHFC retweeted
Gaza is the most lied about war in history. There was no genocide, no famine, no intentional targeting of children. These are modern-day blood libels. We need to expose all the Islamo-left lowlifes who spread these lethal falsehoods, says Brendan O’Neill buff.ly/v0hJX0j
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God forbid Jews have even *one day* to mourn their people. Holocaust Day now means *all* Holocausts, October 7 is now about Israelis *and* Palestinians. And every other day of the year is only devoted to the Palestinians, not the 1200 Israelis that Hamas raped and murdered
My statement on the third anniversary of the October 7 attacks.
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