Crushing/rebuilding sets, playing expensive cardboard, and working with my hands. Catch me at house parties or MMOs, but never catch me sleeping. Stay classy.
Roswell, NM
Joined February 2009
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...Damn guys, my one day off has been hella hostile. #wokeproblems
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In case you didn't know, this may be the last photo you see of me for awhile. There is of course… instagram.com/p/BaJoY-ylDyq/
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Couple of homies coming over. We gonna skew a few steaks, 🍔 got some 🥔 salad and all the milds and yak. You could ask for. 😂😂
Waiting at the UFO McDonalds for mt #szechuansauce! #RicktheJewels #RickandMorty… instagram.com/p/BZ9YhxIF6Ot/
Maybe this will be over today...? #vaguebooking @ Roswell, New Mexico instagram.com/p/BZ3nY3klLO9/
Well now... teapawt.net/NeoYokio/status/915504…
⚡️ “The official Neo Yokio Toblerone meme generator is here”
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All these Treasures gonna throw the table's economy out of wack, when I win with at least 8-10 of them online... #MTGXLN #TrumpPuertoRico
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Tom Petty dies at 66; Heartbreakers frontman sang "Free Fallin'," "Breakdown" and other hits lat.ms/2ykfGaR
Well then. Farm he's trying to bet on to get name on bad health coverage? No wonder people are dying; gov't busy figuring out how to kill us teapawt.net/ASlavitt/status/914289…
Okay well now that we're done with that, back to the matter of @realDonaldTrump still not giving fucks about anything. Oh and golfing again. teapawt.net/TwitterMoments/status/…
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And so it ends before it began. @JamieKennedy cried on Facebook, nobody will remember he's human garbage, and #NMFilm should NEVER hire him.
...And now @JamieKennedy, who's famously known as a wigger, is trying to say @NewMexicoFilm isn't anything? Holy shit, I have adventures.
Here's a weird 24 hours - @JamieKennedy tried to get attention using "Child in Africa" argument as a prop for how things "could be worse..."
Wassat sonny? The constitution people worship already covered blind patriotism a few hundred years ago? teapawt.net/ACLU/status/9134270005…
The Supreme Court ruled that students don't have to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance—that goes for the national anthem on the ballfield too. teapawt.net/ShaunKing/status/91342…
Holy shit, when did #StevenSeagal become a villian from all of his movies? Or does he think that he's still the dude from @MacheteKills? teapawt.net/piersmorgan/status/912…
VIDEO: Steven Seagal's furious attack on NFL kneeling protestors:
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