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Jacob and the M-Pyre

@SWFTWLF

Crushing/rebuilding sets, playing expensive cardboard, and working with my hands. Catch me at house parties or MMOs, but never catch me sleeping. Stay classy.

 Roswell, NM
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Joined February 2009
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@ShannonSharpe9 Oct 2017
Couple of homies coming over. We gonna skew a few steaks, 🍔 got some 🥔 salad and all the milds and yak. You could ask for. 😂😂
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Los Angeles Times
@latimes3 Oct 2017
Tom Petty dies at 66; Heartbreakers frontman sang "Free Fallin'," "Breakdown" and other hits lat.ms/2ykfGaR
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Cage@Cagewm26 Sep 2017
enjoy the chaos I know I am
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Neil deGrasse Tyson
@neiltyson25 Sep 2017
In the #GameOfThrones Universe, to "bend the knee" represents the very highest form of respect and loyalty.
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@shondarhimes24 Sep 2017
I think: By kneeling, players don’t disrespect the flag.They ask US to respect the flag. They ask us to make the anthem true for all of us.
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@jfreewright24 Sep 2017
If a knee in Freddy Gray's back upset you as much a knee on the ground, this would be over.
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Neo Yokio@NeoYokio24 Sep 2017
It's tomato, basil, and mozzarella, but now it'll get you lit
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Killer Mike
@KillerMike24 Sep 2017
Them: Entertainers & athletes shud be happy making $'s n not speak on politics Me: STFU Lame, With yo dumb ass. See how easy that is! 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Jimmy Kimmel
@jimmykimmel20 Sep 2017
If you too are disappointed in Sen @BillCassidy #GrahamCassidy let them know it - call (202) 224-3121
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Johnny Knoxville
@realjknoxville17 Sep 2017
Adalaide Byrd owes me $79.
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Neko Case@NekoCase15 Sep 2017
All men I know r havin kids post 40. ZERO flack. I can't even LOOK at a gyno w/o them goin "DONT TRY HAVIN A BABY IT'LL COME OUT FUCKED UP"
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Cage@Cagewm14 Sep 2017
It comes at night should be called nothing comes at night or happens in this movie.
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NOT A WOLF@SICKOFWOLVES13 Sep 2017
IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR FACIAL RECOGNITION DATA FINGER PRINTS AND VOICE RECORDINGS WE WILL GIVE YOU THIS ANIMATED POOP
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Superman@SupermanTweets5 Sep 2017
I was a Dreamer too. #America
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.@swordsjew4 Sep 2017
LA: *covered in smoke from a hellfire* Houston: *underwater* Trump: I will deport a million children
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@CNET1 Sep 2017
Rest in peace, Richard Anderson, best boss of the bionic era cnet.co/2gopkOt
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Trump has an interesting (non-)reaction to Hurricane Harvey and the dangerous situation in Houston.
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Cage@Cagewm29 Aug 2017
People think they look silly smoking vapes but look cool with cigs? ya okay 🙄
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City of Houston
@HoustonTX29 Aug 2017
We will not ask for immigration status or papers from anyone at any shelter. This rumor is FALSE! – at Houston, TX
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Jägermeister USA
@JagermeisterUSA25 Aug 2017
If it feels too cold, it’s just right. #Jagermeister
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