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Hey guess what the most annoying guy you know just opened a substack open.substack.com/pub/grimms…
Nobody moves to other launchers cause 99% of the are dogshit
Steam and gog exist in separate worlds, egs may as well change it's name to free game store
We did have competition and it was called origin and guess what nobody wanted it
It's really sad that the games industry is drained by a 30% tax on gross revenue.
You could vibe code a Steam alternative in a week. Cloudflare egress is basically free.
The industry is in desperate need of a distribution platform that allows developers to keep their revenue.
Networks effects and the fanatic obsession with "muh Steam library" will make this very difficul.
But if devs could actually keep their earnings, we'd have a greater selection of better games and far more financial success stories.
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Oh look the French government has been forced to concede to the protesting students.
Who woulda thought that revolting actually works
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take him swimming on the first date
Clavicular is officially launching the “Height-Maxxer,” an insert that fits into any shoe to increase height.
Follow: @WikifirstPost
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It’s deeply disrespectful to us Brazilians, who spent 20 days mobilizing across the country, standing up to Big Tech and imperialist forces, to credit our victory as a nation to an American billionaire who said absolutely nothing about our elections. Delete this shit, @Variety.
Lula’s Election Win: How Taylor’s Swift’s Advice to Fandom Helped Him to a Historic Victory and Defeat for Trump variety.com/2026/film/global…
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chinese twt: how to eat a coochie [a thread]
indo twt: how to rape someone (a step by step tutorial)
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I dont know why this people that don't have any understanding of Brazilian politics keep on giving their unsolicited opinions, yesterday was a win for the working class, for the people that had to work until their bodies couldn't anymore, the elders vote, because they have memory
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I think kamen rider lacks character diversity. What my-th needs is a gorilla rider. He could be super smart and have a short range toggle tesla cannon with a bubble shield to counter aoe slop.
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I’m too Brazilian to understand Electoral College
Here the candidate who gets more votes wins… crazy idea, I know.
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Oh no, I can't believe the sequel to The Batman is preventing us from seeing Andy Muschietti's Batman, what a tragedy
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Rosalind Myers in 2077: “V, I need help getting out of this quagmire caused as blowback for using and manipulating Songbird!”
Rosalind Myers during the Unification War in 2069:
>Girlboss president of failed American replacement state
> Got her ass kicked by an incompetent city state
>Couldn't stop one of her own colonels from creating his own independent city state within said enemy city state
>Treats her underlings like shit.
>The most powerful underling starts playing her back
>Has to just submit to the whims of a random ass merc who was hired to be onsite by said underling
> Said Merc kills colonel that her entire government couldn't do it in decades
>Loses several irreplaceable assets to said random merc
>Portrayed as scary and powerful girlboss
>Is actually incredibly incompetent and holds no real power
What did CDPR mean by this?
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deadlock out big bro
Serebii Update: Pokémon UNITE will reach end of service on March 23rd 2027 at 00:00 UTC for both mobile and Nintendo Switch
serebii.net
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Alex Ross one evening: man I really want to draw a smoking hot babe in in lingerie but I also want to get paid the big bucks... wait.
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> be CEO
> sell snake oil to non-technical Japanese boomers
> design the least secure system ever with underpaid tech talent
> dildo of consequence come knocking on your door
> mention nothing of fiduciary responsibility to customers and post mortem
> scream "internet is over"
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
