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Member Of The Resistance 🇺🇸. "Get down on your knees for Umphrey's McGees"😎 Spoonie🥄 No DMs‼️

USA
Joined April 2014
August retweeted
Replying to @RepHaleyStevens
You need to STOP the infighting right now with your own dam party! With this corruption & sick GOP administration you need to support Abdul. It's dispicable & toxic for our democratic party!
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Replying to @RepHaleyStevens
Why the fuck do you go on TV to say Abdul has to denounce everything (Without even asking him privately) when YOU cannot even denounce your UGLY RACIST MAGA fiance.
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Replying to @RepHaleyStevens
Try spending some of the AIPAC money you got to screw over the people of Michigan in favor of your Israeli overlords!!
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August retweeted
Replying to @RepHaleyStevens
What the hell are you doing ? SHAME ON YOU ! Hope the hell you lose your job and NEVER have a voice for anything of importance ever again ! 🤬
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Happy Halloweenie, everyone. 👻
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
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Wait, when the story broke Habba said it was fake news. I guess maybe it was legit.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious with Republican voters for "failing him" because his rallies have gotten so sparsely attended he's forced to rent out tiny venues so small that every heckler is heard loud and clear by the entire audience and goes immediately viral.
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Unbelievable.
VANCE: Anybody who would divide us by the color of our skin and say that you're more or less American… that person is a scumbag
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Roast masterclass incoming 🔥 Michelle de Swarte joins the panel tonight! 😍 BRAND NEW #DragRaceUK starts NOW on iPlayer Twelve fierce queens, 10 weeks and one crown. Guided by the legendary RuPaul, who will be crowned the UK’s Next Drag Race Superstar? #DragRaceUK
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Incredible
Q: How do you expect us to start families young when the average price of a home feels out of reach? JD VANCE: I want to point out that I've only gotten one question about Jon Husted's ass
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You can’t despise these vile people enough.
NEW: Vivek Ramaswamy says Amy Acton being a victim of childhood sexual abuse makes her “flawed” while defending his ad featuring her estranged mother. “In politics sometimes it's a tough sport.”
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Time for another dementia test
Trump on Melania: And I said, Baby, how good was that tonight? Was that the best? Nobody can do it like me, baby. And she said, what happened to you? Are you OK?
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August retweeted
How long before he starts threatening to strike female reporters?
Trump snaps at woman reporter: "Get that light out of my face"
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Happy Halloween! Nothing scarier than term limits. 😬🎃 Stick around for a sing-along séance. #Mitchcraft #HalloweenSpecial #Parody
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GOP campaign tour
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August retweeted
This man is not well.
YIKES 😳 Trump snaps at a reporter asking him about why he's dismissing sexual abuse allegations 👇 WOMAN REPORTER: Do the sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sexual abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?
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The internet remains undefeated.
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New ringtone just dropped.
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