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32/BJJ Black Belt/Instructor @stoutpgh I like stuff. i also play Overwatch, Former Coach for @kulture_GG RIP Muffins (2016-2025) he was a good boy

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined January 2019
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when coach sees me get subbed right after showing me how to defend it
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Woke 2.0 has arrived.
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Twitter tonight
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The Xenomorph hearing a let's play YouTuber through the mic after getting too smart:
Alien Isolation 2 | New Details ▪️Team is comprised of new devs + veterans from the first game ▪️Mix of both old and new, claustrophobic interior spaces where the player feels trapped ▪️Exterior spaces where the Xenomorph learns to hunt and adapt in the open, player feels exposed and vulnerable ▪️Expands the interplay of systems-driven gameplay from the first game, no two playthroughs will be the same ▪️Takes place months after the events of the first game ▪️Xenomorph is more intelligent, reacts to the player better, improved to function in spaces 10x bigger than the original ▪️It will not stop hunting you when you go outdoors, more aggressive, use weather to hide its movements, new things it learns and changes its behavior ▪️Xenomorph is about "purity", "it's the purest expression of the 1979 original Alien" ▪️You can distract the xenomorph with items and other environmental opportunities ▪️Where Sevastopol was clean and clinical and more Weyland, Kurosaki (planet) in this game is dirty, grungy, inclement weather, more Yutani etc ▪️Photo mode will be included ▪️There will be a physical edition Full Dev Q&A ▶️ youtube.com/watch?v=qk3WHXem… #AlienIsolation2
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH From the mind of Zach Cregger, director of Weapons and Barbarian. Filmed for IMAX – Resident Evil is NOW PLAYING in theatres. Get tickets.
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This series has no depth! *misinterprets the series* *misinterprets the series* *misinterprets the series* *misinterprets the series* *misinterprets the series* *misinterprets the series* *misinterprets the series* *misinterprets the series* Why am I so smart?
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Sage retweeted
Today is Global Cat Day.
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LIVE NOW I WANNA PLAY THE PODRACING GAME
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BREAKING: The U.S. State Department is monitoring a reportedly fatal case of "pneumonia of an unknown etiology" linked to a plague research laboratory in Russia, per ABC
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Fun little sequence I hit at No Gi Pans yesterday
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Chase Hooper, Mexican Chase Hooper, Gay Chase Hooper, Evil Chase Hooper
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Cuando la realidad supera la ficción.
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this is like them hitting the autism pentagon after gay 9/11
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// transformers' alt modes are like:
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First article you find in a Resident Evil game
JUST IN - For the first time, AI has designed complete viral genomes, producing 16 functional viruses that infect bacteria and "pose no threat to people." — BBC
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Tuivasa 😔
So this is it Huh Tuivasa🥀🥀🥀
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"Hey Fred, gimme a Beast Wars movie with extra Autobots." "Extra Autobots." "And hold the prehistoric Earth setting." "Hold the prehistoric Earth setting?" "And hold the Predacons." "Hold the Predacons? Hey Jimmy, gimme a Beast Wars movie with nuthin'." "Nuthin'?"
It's been 3 years since ROTB and i still don't know why are the maximals even in it, they barely do anything and genuinely if you delete them from the movie, nothing changes. They deserved a lot better, man
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It's always an Asian woman dating the most racist ugly white Man humanly possible
Asmongold and his girlfriend Kaise 📸
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