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I like fantasy football

Joined March 2011
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Salem La’port retweeted
All soft tissue injuries among athletes come from creatine and pre-workout. Stop taking them and stop letting people fool you into thinking you need them. Humans weren’t meant to take man made supplements.
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The guy who benched Jahmyr Gibbs for Rachaad White because he didn’t see this guy’s tweet in time.
Last week I told you to start the 1.01, WR9, and TE3 by ADP… Genuinely, who is this AI/clickbait for?? I don’t usually call out other content creators but this is legitimately the dumbest way to possibly start a thread
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I swear you can say some shit like “damn my girl ride dick good” and here come eagles fans saying “She don’t ride better than Jalen though” 🤦🏾‍♂️
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I made it to 46. Not bad, considering doctors told my mom I’d never see 3. Each birthday, I celebrate by asking one celebrity to help me make the world a little better. This year, I’m reaching out to @mcuban, and you can help by vouching. Mark, as a fellow Pittsburgher, I think we both value two things: time and making a difference. Time, I’m running a little low on. I’ve spent 25 years working in disability technology, and today I direct Mount Sinai’s Back-to-Life Center. Here’s the problem I can’t stop thinking about: No one teaches disabled people how to be disabled. The healthcare system can save your life, stabilize you, rehab you—and then, far too often, send you home to figure out the rest yourself. How do I use technology to regain independence? How do I work? How do I date? How do I travel? How do I find the tools that make everyday life possible? How do I build a life instead of simply surviving one? The answers exist. The technology exists. The knowledge exists. But there’s no real bridge connecting people to it. So here’s my birthday ask: Let me send you one email laying out how I think we can build that bridge. No pitch deck. No ask for a check. If you think there’s something there, point me toward one person, company, or organization you think I should be talking to. That would be one hell of a 46th birthday present.
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TIRED: Bhayshul Tuten will get more opportunities now that Travis Etienne is gone WIRED: Bhayshul Tuten will get more opportunities now that he’s saying hello to people in the hallway
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“Wake up, we’re goin for a ride.”
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“I think of this whenever my female clients complain that men are obsessed with sex. I would be, too, I say, if sex were the only place apart from the football field where I ever got touched or held.”
"Males may be particularly vulnerable to touch hunger. Field points out that right from birth, boys are held for shorter periods and caressed less often than are girls. As adults, men seem to be less responsive to tender touch than are women, but in the men I see, they crave it just as much as do the women. Men do not ask to be held, either because of cultural conditioning (real men don’t hug) or lack of skill (they don’t know how to ask). I think of this whenever my female clients complain that men are obsessed with sex. I would be, too, I say, if sex were the only place apart from the football field where I ever got touched or held." Hold Me Tight: Seven Conversations for a Lifetime of Love Dr. Sue Johnson
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Salem La’port retweeted
josh johnson was signing with teams before you were born and he'll be doing it long after you've died
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After racing to the line, Drake Maye targets DeMario Douglas on a shallow crosser off play action Pop made an impressive catch on a pass thrown behind him
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Ok so ya… Malik Nabers is going to play Week 1. Go get him. All formats.
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Malik Nabers fantasy managers:
🏈 Fantasy Football news update 7/24 Malik Nabers (NYG): Will be eased in James Conner (ARZ): Advances past injuries Trey Benson (ARZ): Practices Thursday Jacoby Brissett (ARZ): Practicing amid contract talks DeAndre Hopkins: In camp with Patriots as coach
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highest % of receiver error causing incompletions 1. Jacksonville Jaguars 2. Denver Broncos 3. Cleveland Browns 4. New York Giants 5. Washington Commanders 6. Chicago Bears 7. New York Jets 8. Atlanta Falcons 9. Kansas City Chiefs 10. Minnesota Vikings 11. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12. Green Bay Packers 13. Carolina Panthers 14. Baltimore Ravens 15. Dallas Cowboys 16. San Francisco 49ers 17. Tennessee Titans 18. Miami Dolphins 19. Buffalo Bills 20. Los Angeles Rams 21. Philadelphia Eagles 22. Los Angeles Chargers 23. Arizona Cardinals 24. Las Vegas Raiders 25. Cincinnati Bengals 26. Pittsburgh Steelers 27. New Orleans Saints 28. Houston Texans 29. Indianapolis Colts 30. Detroit Lions 31. Seattle Seahawks 32. New England Patriots *2025 percentage of attempts incomplete due to receiver errors
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Kenneth Gainwell through 5 seasons (83 gms) + 2,929 total yards + 569 total touches + 35.2 total YPG + 0.25 TDs per game + Peak season of 11 touches/gm and 10.9 FP/gm Bucky Irving through 2 seasons (27 gms) + 2.379 total yards + 457 total touches + 88.1 total YPG + 0.44 TDs per game + Peak season of 20.3 touches/gm and 13.1 FP/gm
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2023-2025: -Jameson Williams: 16 drops, 235 targets -Cooper Kupp: 10 drops, 265 targets -Rashee Rice: 10 drops, 209 targets -Malik Nabers: 10 drops, 205 targets -Ladd McConkey: 9 drops, 218 targets -Rome Odunze: 9 drops, 191 targets ... -Quentin Johnston: 11 drops, 242 targets
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RBs with multiple 40+ yard runs in 2025: 1) TreVeyon Henderson (4) - 180 attempts 2) Jonathan Taylor (3) - 323 att. T3) Jahmyr Gibbs (2) - 243 att. T3) Saquon Barkley (2) - 280 att. T3) Ashton Jeanty (2) - 266 att. T3) Emari Demercado (2) - 44 att. (?!)
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i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.
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SOCCER IS EASY
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Backfields that head coaches labeled as “1a/1b,” and how they turned out: Tony Pollard and Tyjae Spears (2024, Brian Callahan) In games where both played: Pollard — 17.2 opportunities per game Spears — 8.6 opportunities per game Bijan Robinson and Tyler Allgeier (2025, Raheem Morris) In games where both played: Robinson — 22.9 opportunities per game Allgeier — 9.4 opportunities per game Aaron Jones and Jordan Mason (2025, Kevin O’Connell) In games where both played: Jones — 13.7 opportunities per game Mason — 8.5 opportunities per game Bucky Irving and Kenneth Gainwell (2026, Todd Bowles)
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Michael Mayer: -Plays out 2026 with Raiders -Signs with Chiefs on a 3-year, $29 million deal -Immediately becomes Patrick Mahomes' new BFF -11 straight top-five fantasy seasons -Taylor Swift leaves Travis Kelce for him, stating, "I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf"
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