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The guy who benched Jahmyr Gibbs for Rachaad White because he didn’t see this guy’s tweet in time.
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I swear you can say some shit like “damn my girl ride dick good” and here come eagles fans saying “She don’t ride better than Jalen though” 🤦🏾♂️
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I made it to 46. Not bad, considering doctors told my mom I’d never see 3.
Each birthday, I celebrate by asking one celebrity to help me make the world a little better. This year, I’m reaching out to @mcuban, and you can help by vouching.
Mark, as a fellow Pittsburgher, I think we both value two things: time and making a difference.
Time, I’m running a little low on.
I’ve spent 25 years working in disability technology, and today I direct Mount Sinai’s Back-to-Life Center.
Here’s the problem I can’t stop thinking about:
No one teaches disabled people how to be disabled.
The healthcare system can save your life, stabilize you, rehab you—and then, far too often, send you home to figure out the rest yourself.
How do I use technology to regain independence?
How do I work?
How do I date?
How do I travel?
How do I find the tools that make everyday life possible?
How do I build a life instead of simply surviving one?
The answers exist. The technology exists. The knowledge exists.
But there’s no real bridge connecting people to it.
So here’s my birthday ask:
Let me send you one email laying out how I think we can build that bridge.
No pitch deck. No ask for a check.
If you think there’s something there, point me toward one person, company, or organization you think I should be talking to.
That would be one hell of a 46th birthday present.
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TIRED: Bhayshul Tuten will get more opportunities now that Travis Etienne is gone
WIRED: Bhayshul Tuten will get more opportunities now that he’s saying hello to people in the hallway
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“I think of this whenever my female clients complain that men are obsessed with sex. I would be, too, I say, if sex were the only place apart from the football field where I ever got touched or held.”
Replying to @tiarazen @FeistyKittyPie
"Males may be particularly vulnerable to touch hunger. Field points out that right from birth, boys are held for shorter periods and caressed less often than are girls. As adults, men seem to be less responsive to tender touch than are women, but in the men I see, they crave it just as much as do the women. Men do not ask to be held, either because of cultural conditioning (real men don’t hug) or lack of skill (they don’t know how to ask). I think of this whenever my female clients complain that men are obsessed with sex. I would be, too, I say, if sex were the only place apart from the football field where I ever got touched or held."
Hold Me Tight: Seven Conversations for a Lifetime of Love
Dr. Sue Johnson
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josh johnson was signing with teams before you were born and he'll be doing it long after you've died
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After racing to the line, Drake Maye targets DeMario Douglas on a shallow crosser off play action
Pop made an impressive catch on a pass thrown behind him
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Malik Nabers fantasy managers:
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highest % of receiver error causing incompletions
1. Jacksonville Jaguars
2. Denver Broncos
3. Cleveland Browns
4. New York Giants
5. Washington Commanders
6. Chicago Bears
7. New York Jets
8. Atlanta Falcons
9. Kansas City Chiefs
10. Minnesota Vikings
11. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
12. Green Bay Packers
13. Carolina Panthers
14. Baltimore Ravens
15. Dallas Cowboys
16. San Francisco 49ers
17. Tennessee Titans
18. Miami Dolphins
19. Buffalo Bills
20. Los Angeles Rams
21. Philadelphia Eagles
22. Los Angeles Chargers
23. Arizona Cardinals
24. Las Vegas Raiders
25. Cincinnati Bengals
26. Pittsburgh Steelers
27. New Orleans Saints
28. Houston Texans
29. Indianapolis Colts
30. Detroit Lions
31. Seattle Seahawks
32. New England Patriots
*2025 percentage of attempts incomplete due to receiver errors
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Kenneth Gainwell through 5 seasons (83 gms)
+ 2,929 total yards
+ 569 total touches
+ 35.2 total YPG
+ 0.25 TDs per game
+ Peak season of 11 touches/gm and 10.9 FP/gm
Bucky Irving through 2 seasons (27 gms)
+ 2.379 total yards
+ 457 total touches
+ 88.1 total YPG
+ 0.44 TDs per game
+ Peak season of 20.3 touches/gm and 13.1 FP/gm
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2023-2025:
-Jameson Williams: 16 drops, 235 targets
-Cooper Kupp: 10 drops, 265 targets
-Rashee Rice: 10 drops, 209 targets
-Malik Nabers: 10 drops, 205 targets
-Ladd McConkey: 9 drops, 218 targets
-Rome Odunze: 9 drops, 191 targets
...
-Quentin Johnston: 11 drops, 242 targets
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RBs with multiple 40+ yard runs in 2025:
1) TreVeyon Henderson (4) - 180 attempts
2) Jonathan Taylor (3) - 323 att.
T3) Jahmyr Gibbs (2) - 243 att.
T3) Saquon Barkley (2) - 280 att.
T3) Ashton Jeanty (2) - 266 att.
T3) Emari Demercado (2) - 44 att. (?!)
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Backfields that head coaches labeled as “1a/1b,” and how they turned out:
Tony Pollard and Tyjae Spears (2024, Brian Callahan)
In games where both played:
Pollard — 17.2 opportunities per game
Spears — 8.6 opportunities per game
Bijan Robinson and Tyler Allgeier (2025, Raheem Morris)
In games where both played:
Robinson — 22.9 opportunities per game
Allgeier — 9.4 opportunities per game
Aaron Jones and Jordan Mason (2025, Kevin O’Connell)
In games where both played:
Jones — 13.7 opportunities per game
Mason — 8.5 opportunities per game
Bucky Irving and Kenneth Gainwell (2026, Todd Bowles)
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Michael Mayer:
-Plays out 2026 with Raiders
-Signs with Chiefs on a 3-year, $29 million deal
-Immediately becomes Patrick Mahomes' new BFF
-11 straight top-five fantasy seasons
-Taylor Swift leaves Travis Kelce for him, stating, "I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf"


























