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Sam Johnson 🤘

@Sam69Johnson

I've got a bum chin.

Joined March 2012
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Me trying to get my money back from Sky Bet
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And he still won't to over time.
WalesOnline 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@WalesOnline) profile pictureWalesOnline 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@WalesOnline2 Jul 2024
Keir Starmer had £4.5k holiday for free at a beauty spot in Wales thanks to a Swansea businessman walesonline.co.uk/news/polit…
Keir Starmer had a £4.5k holiday for free at a beauty spot in Wales

Keir Starmer had a £4.5k holiday for free at a beauty spot in Wales

The Labour spoke of his Gower holiday when he visited Wales to launch the general election campaign

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Football Away Days
@FBAwayDays2 Dec 2023
The Everton fan coaches after tonight’s game with Nottingham Forest… 🤣👏
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Eyes were bigger than my belly, sorry.
Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNews19 Oct 2023
A half-eaten great white shark washed up on a beach appearing to have been the victim of a vicious attack Read more 🔗 trib.al/VmdMW64
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INTUITION@ItsIntuition3 Aug 2023
In 2004 Steven Seagal released a dancehall song called “Strut” in which he sings in a fake Jamaican accent and his first line is “me wan da poonani.” can’t make this shit up.
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Danny Davies@DannyDcomedian31 Jul 2023
Harry Kanes wife:
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Nobody talks about Mum Bods, bring them fat arms over here Denise you big sweaty menopausal Zumba whore
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Josh@KongrawDarts12 Jul 2023
This is Jeff Hardy now. Feel old yet ?
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Replying to @GeniusDarts5
@GeniusDarts5
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These Gents and switched the fuck on!😂
Logan Paul (@LoganPaul) profile pictureLogan Paul
@LoganPaul29 Jun 2023
🚨 Another masterclass in marketing 🚨
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I blame Pogba.
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@Footballtweet30 Apr 2023
Graeme Souness is leaving Sky Sports after 15 years with the channel. 👋
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Scrapping all over my feed this morning, like boys comp 2007
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I'd really like to try this 'Prime' beverage but every fucker is too nuts about it.
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Churchill
433 (@433) profile picture433
@4334 Nov 2022
Guess who 👀 *Wrong answers only*
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Best Videos
@10SECVIDEOS21 Sep 2022
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Whats going on
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Why cant I have a million points every week in fantasy league?
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Louis ➐@Louis1878EFC21 Jul 2022
Waking up to find out we lost 4-0 to Minnesota
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My pants are fucking soaking
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Lolathon
@VRLolathon29 Mar 2022
I had to do it...
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I wonder if Gareth Bale is still wanking over that free kick lastnight because I am
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Antony Slumbers@antonyslumbers6 Jan 2022
Who did this? Pure genius. – at Guildford, England
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