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Sam Johnson 🤘

@Sam69Johnson

I've got a bum chin.

Joined March 2012
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Football Away Days
@FBAwayDays2 Dec 2023
The Everton fan coaches after tonight’s game with Nottingham Forest… 🤣👏
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INTUITION@ItsIntuition3 Aug 2023
In 2004 Steven Seagal released a dancehall song called “Strut” in which he sings in a fake Jamaican accent and his first line is “me wan da poonani.” can’t make this shit up.
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Danny Davies@DannyDcomedian31 Jul 2023
Harry Kanes wife:
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Nobody talks about Mum Bods, bring them fat arms over here Denise you big sweaty menopausal Zumba whore
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Josh@KongrawDarts12 Jul 2023
This is Jeff Hardy now. Feel old yet ?
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Replying to @GeniusDarts5
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Best Videos
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Louis ➐@Louis1878EFC21 Jul 2022
Waking up to find out we lost 4-0 to Minnesota
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Lolathon
@VRLolathon29 Mar 2022
I had to do it...
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Antony Slumbers@antonyslumbers6 Jan 2022
Who did this? Pure genius. – at Guildford, England
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Jeremy Clarkson
@JeremyClarkson2 Dec 2021
You can see the apparently offensive ad at instagram.com/hawkstonelager
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait fur it
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Jimmy Carr
@jimmycarr18 Aug 2021
Brutal news about Sean Lock today. I loved him. I’m watching clips of him right now - laughing & crying. I’ll miss him so much.
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Luke Kempner@LukeKempner18 Apr 2021
Line Of Duty IMPRESSIONS... Steve has discovered the worst crime EVER committed. #LineOfDuty #LOD #MotherOfGod #LineOfLukey
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OFFICIAL: Juventus will be the next club to get the All or Nothing treatment on Amazon Prime.. Can't wait for this! 😍😍😍
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LADbible
@ladbible22 Feb 2021
Me rallying the troops the second the pubs open:
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My brain every time I get a slight headache
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Jeg@JegSmarth16 Dec 2020
West Brom as soon as Bilic left
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I like to think we've all seen someone almost lose their life on one of these suckers
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alfie@xDuttinho3 Oct 2020
Living rent free in these bitches heads😏😏
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ClubPark
@TheClubPark30 Sep 2020
Eden Hazard injured again...
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