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I once taught an 8 am college class. So many grandparents died that semester. I then moved my class to 3 pm. No more deaths. And that, my friends, is how I save lives.
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In a span of five months, two long American marathon droughts came to an end. #BostonMarathon
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Take me on a date where we drive around all night showing each other our favorite songs
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#BIGEAST CHAMPION! Freshman @marinmcclowry is your BIG EAST high jump champ! Her height of 1.70m/5-7 ties her PR! #gotafterit๐ช
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*creation of the kangaroo*
God: Okay so the deer was a big hit letโs work off that
Angel 1: What if it could carry itโs offspring with it for protection
God: Okay thatโs kind of weak Sharon but weโll add it
Angel 2: What if it could kick the shit out of you
God: There it is
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In need of a road trip that involves stopping at lots of national parks and breakfast diners
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This dude on the Akron Art Museum snap story gave me a good laugh today and I thought I would share it...
I can't even imagine how much less stress you'd have if your parents were able to pay for your rent and tuition
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high school culture is an upper middle class white girl buying a Nikon and a week later theyโre asking you to pay them to take your wedding pics cause theyโve started a photography business which is really just an IG page with a few pics of their best friend sitting in the grass
