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Sam

@SamBalogna

Huge supporter of baby cages. Cousin Rock is the best pup. He'll never tell where the bodies are buried.

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Joined November 2025
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my hotel room smells like weed but yo I don't even smoke weed is the gummy dripping out of my pores
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I only posted once today and it didn't get a single like so fuck y'all and I'll take my business elsewhere lol
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Habby Veterans Day to anyone who served or is currently serving. Y'all keep us safe and preserve our rights. Special ty to my family and friends who served.
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Bro if u worked for my company - u could spend your day watching the Price Is Right with me.
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"Dad... yo Dad.. Look out there. The possibilities are endless."
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馃幍 stacking these hunnids up - like coupons 馃幍 馃幍 told y'all from the beginning - upper echelon 馃幍
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Hole people love ice cream. Give her the vitamins she deserves.
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pork is like the n word for Muslims
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Dear sand people - I will eat when and wherever tf I want. If it bothers you - stay inside like the lil pussy bitches u are.
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@NafeesahxfNov 8
Dear non-Muslims, As Ramadan is just 92 days away, Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting. Please avoid drinking in their presence. Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast. Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset. A little consideration and respect go a long way. 鉂わ笍馃寵
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why can't we try every politician - on both sides - for treason? they all sell their souls for a few dollars and they don't help any of us.
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馃幍 Then later on, on the drive home馃幍 馃幍 I called her mom, from a payphone馃幍 馃幍 I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail 馃幍 馃幍 This state looks down on sodomy馃幍
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anyone know what kind of shenanigans the gang from Saved by the Bell got into on today's episode
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It's Friday and you're almost free to do what u want
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customer just said "It's retro in a Chic way." I don't even know what that means but she dropped $15k on the rug. I'm a master communicator.
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馃幍 Everybodyyyy 馃幍 馃幍 Rock yo bodyyy 馃幍
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bro I bought 3 different bags of oranges today from 3 different stores and not a single one tastes like a real orange the enshitification of America continues how much more goy slop will we take before we crumble
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oh wow did u see the election results today yeah bro things are really about to change
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old people with jokes be like: haha the refrigerators are being hacked haha it's a new cold war tf bro
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just got the final election results: - that bitch you don't like won - that bitch you'll never meet won - that bitch u think will change your life but won't really do shit won
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