Huge supporter of baby cages. Cousin Rock is the best pup. He'll never tell where the bodies are buried.
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Joined November 2025
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This is actually terrifying
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Like and repost your homies, or you will have no homies anymore. You are the algorithm.
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I need to explain something.
For those who are like wtf is this girl on and on about a Doink for.
Last year, personally I was not in a good way. I was deep in doomscroll twitter with no purpose in my heart.
Until @TheBigDoinkShow, a parody account I had been following for well over a year, threw me into a group chat with a bunch of hooligans. This group grabbed a hold of me like the fam I never knew I needed. They taught me the ways of the meme. For the first time in a long time I was laughing. And laughing hard. The joy the nonsense of the GC brought out inspired my evolution of meme skills. From here, our fam has been on many adventures without ever leaving the house.
And Doinks did that. Doinks brought loneliness right out of people and gave them an online family. This is supposed to be what we are here for. Connection.
#FreeDoinks
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I reported an account yesterday that doesn't deserve to be banned for making memes. I was under the impression it was bots but turns out it was just a bunch of retardo frogs @elonmusk @Support please look into it so I don't feel like a pos the rest of my life #FreeDoinks
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Y'all one of the funniest best buds here got benched for a hot dog meme. Complete bullcrap. Help us get him back #FreeDoinks spread it. Really need y'all on this one
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Trump’s haters are punching the air over this chart
He takes office in 2024 and not surprisingly the chart ends at an all time record low
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One horrible incident that led to huge reform: Due to lack of equipment inspection, a 17 year old cabbage farmer named Cole Whitley, who happened to be holding a jar of mayonnaise, fell into a woodchipper and died instantly. In the wake of this tragedy, the Supreme Court passed what we now know as Cole’s Law.
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I expect this one to really take off around 2 am when the Brits start to wake up so let’s make sure they seek this
🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨
In a stunning betrayal of its protector and the oldest and greatest country on earth 🇺🇸, “Great” Britain has announced it is banning (Latin for “deleting”) X. Here’s why that’s an illegal act of war:
1. This app was created by Elon Musk, one of the world’s greatest American born inventors
2. Since the British must do whatever the Queen says, her decision to ban X is final
3. This ban also applies to Ireland, Scotland, and Whales, as they are subject to the Queen’s decrees
4. Great Britain literally would not exist without America. This is a slap in the face to the country that single handedly rescued them in two world wars
5. This is a clear breach of NAFTA, which mandates free trade
Trump has no choice but to declare war
