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Sam

@SamBlumer989

I make the money, man. I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards.

 Grand Ledge, MI
Joined October 2012
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NASA has announced they can now turn 98% of pee into Voodoo Ranger
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@Dexerto26 Jun 2023
NASA has announced they can now turn 98% of pee into drinking water
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Moore v. Harper (2023)
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Looks like I’m being attacked again in the media
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@FoxNews13 Jun 2023
AI helps create 'final' Beatles song with John Lennon: Paul McCartney fxn.ws/3JcNKIV
AI helps create 'final' Beatles song with John Lennon: Paul McCartney

AI helps create 'final' Beatles song with John Lennon: Paul McCartney

The “last" ever Beatles song which is set to be released this year incorporates John Lennon’s voice with the help of AI, Paul McCartney says.

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(Overrun by zombies) My gf: we’re dead! (The wall explodes & a silhouette takes shape) Me: L-Lucario? 😳 My gf hugs it: you came! Me squeezing between them: You know him? 🙂 Her: We dated in college Me: What the fuck?😡 Her: Nows not the ti- Me: It’s basically an animal
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Me and the taco bell drive thru guy when I pull up for the second time of the day
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Twitter blue ruined Twitter.
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to Catch a Predator but Chris Hansen is hungry af
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These replies are deeply disturbing
Stew Peters (@realstewpeters) profile pictureStew Peters@realstewpeters9 May 2023
What is this strange picture?
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The MLB from 1994-2004>>>>
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@InternetH0F9 May 2023
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Boney M. supremacy
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You’re in her dms I say “oopsie” when I drop things, and she finds it endearing. We are not the same.
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April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain. apnews.com/article/super-mar…
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California v. Greenwood (1988)
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He’s pandering to Gen Z after the M&M thing
Kat Abughazaleh (@KatAbughazaleh) profile pictureKat Abughazaleh@KatAbughazaleh21 Jan 2023
my dude was ON ONE tonight (seriously, this was all just from tonight)
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My goal for this year it to be built exactly like this guy
Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) profile pictureHistoric Vids
@historyinmemes19 Jan 2023
Soviet water polo player Petre Kako Mshvenieradze with his grandson, 1990s
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The Cure really made Fascination Street and then decided to stop making good music
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layne.diff (@laynediff) profile picturelayne.diff@laynediff28 Nov 2022
Replying to @nojumper
Seizure caused be hallucinogenic chemicals released normally in the preface of death? Seizure would explain the muscle tension and neck crank?
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Please leave him alone
Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoud20 Nov 2022
This 29 foot crocodile was discovered in a lake in Maine. Considered to now be the worlds largest 🤯🐊
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Stan Winston School had a team build this animatronic alligator robot and tested it at Lake Placid located in New York. This is not a real reptile. stanwinstonschool.com/blog/ai-artifi… youtu.be/UQT-t98Zr2U
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