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I make the money, man. I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards.

Grand Ledge, MI
Joined October 2012
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Moore v. Harper (2023)
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Looks like I’m being attacked again in the media
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(Overrun by zombies) My gf: we’re dead! (The wall explodes & a silhouette takes shape) Me: L-Lucario? 😳 My gf hugs it: you came! Me squeezing between them: You know him? 🙂 Her: We dated in college Me: What the fuck?😡 Her: Nows not the ti- Me: It’s basically an animal
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Me and the taco bell drive thru guy when I pull up for the second time of the day
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to Catch a Predator but Chris Hansen is hungry af
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April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain. apnews.com/article/super-mar…
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California v. Greenwood (1988)
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In 1972, the Yankees asked former players for their most outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium. Mickey Mantle’s response was so lewd and graphic it could never be printed. The original is up for auction for the first time at @Lelandsdotcom.
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We all hung out in a coffee shop called Poopies up on the strip
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She led an amazing life. She was an amazing woman. Whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman. I’m actually sad to hear that.
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they said a white boy could never throw the jetta into sport mode
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Turnstile, 2021
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She just died? Wow. I didn't know that. You’re telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing woman. Whether you agree or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that.
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