Matt Smith retweeted
imagine if instead of 1:20 to score a TD to tie, you had 1:00 to kick a FG to tie OR score a TD to win. IS THAT NOT OBVIOUSLY BETTER?
Analytics people urge FB coaches to do all this obviously, provably correct stuff, and they won't do it.
But then somebody's alcoholic uncle comes up with the absolutely braindead idea of kicking a FG on 1st/2nd when down 9 or 10 for absolutely no reason, and they're like YES THAT'S IT I WAS LOOKING FOR AN INNOVATIVE WAY TO ABSOLUTELY TORCH IT
Matt Smith retweeted
Everyone always wants to dunk on the Rays outside of Tampa Bay… but how many other teams this Postseason, shoot in any Postseason, have former players shining elsewhere visiting to support? Players, fans, people like it here. Period.
Matt Smith retweeted
true story… in 2022 i was diagnosed with a blood clot in my lung
i traveled to Miami to visit blood clot expert Dr. Messe Jorse who immediately injected three gallons of COVID vaccine directly into it
within seconds the clot was gone
Matt Smith retweeted
The Florida St offensive holding call was not a foul.
The contact by the BYU defender was defensive pass interference.
Matt Smith retweeted
Florida State-Miami might be playing the greatest game of all time.
Update: refs ruined an all time finish with a holding call.
Matt Smith retweeted
Games with 300+ passing yards and 3+ passing touchdowns since 2024:
-Patrick Mahomes (2)
-Josh Allen (2)
...
-Jameis Winston (3)
Matt Smith retweeted
I don't know how he does it, but Todd Bowles somehow gets every critical decision wrong
it's amazing how predictable he is at picking the worst thing to go with, without fail
Matt Smith retweeted
#Mizzou, leading 45-10 in the 4th quarter vs. Florida, plays Tom Petty’s “I Won’t Back Down” with images of several sad fans.
Iowa beat Michigan on a last-second touchdown? Doesn’t matter! Michigan could still lose 3 more times and be fine.
LSU lost a pivotal, heated matchup with Ole Miss? Tough for Kiffin, but they can still lose 3 more times and it doesn’t matter at all!
USC lost by 14 at home to Oregon and never wins notable games? Doesn’t matter! They’re in at 8-4!
Ohio State blew a 20-point 4th quarter lead and lost to Texas? Who cares! They can still probably lose 4 more times and get in as the 24-seed.
Regular season goes out the window with this horrific 24-team format.
NEW: College Football Playoff 24-team expansion talks will continue this week with meetings in Chicago, @PeteNakos reports.
Momentum is building for a 24-team field, with the ACC, Big 12 and Notre Dame supporting it and the SEC open to it.
on3.com/news/college-footbal…
Matt Smith retweeted
Car fire at the Wawa in Northampton, PA, yesterday. I’m genuinely not trying to be funny at all, but is it normal for a firefighter to have this much difficulty controlling the hose?
Matt Smith retweeted
I’ve never seen someone look like Beavis AND Butthead at the same time




























