VAR hater, Part-time poker, part-time DFS. Full-time dad. Got lucky once on DK in 2014.

Tampa area
Joined March 2009
Matt Smith retweeted
imagine if instead of 1:20 to score a TD to tie, you had 1:00 to kick a FG to tie OR score a TD to win. IS THAT NOT OBVIOUSLY BETTER?
Analytics people urge FB coaches to do all this obviously, provably correct stuff, and they won't do it. But then somebody's alcoholic uncle comes up with the absolutely braindead idea of kicking a FG on 1st/2nd when down 9 or 10 for absolutely no reason, and they're like YES THAT'S IT I WAS LOOKING FOR AN INNOVATIVE WAY TO ABSOLUTELY TORCH IT
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Brian Kelly seeing the NC State Wolfpack job is open
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Everyone always wants to dunk on the Rays outside of Tampa Bay… but how many other teams this Postseason, shoot in any Postseason, have former players shining elsewhere visiting to support? Players, fans, people like it here. Period.
Former Rays back at The Trop 👏 Randy Arozarena and Tyler Glasnow are both at ALCS Game 6 supporting their former team!
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Matt Smith retweeted
true story… in 2022 i was diagnosed with a blood clot in my lung i traveled to Miami to visit blood clot expert Dr. Messe Jorse who immediately injected three gallons of COVID vaccine directly into it within seconds the clot was gone
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Matt Smith retweeted
This is genuinely the most selfish thing I’ve ever seen on a football field
LJ Collier wanted to take the two-point conversion return all the way 😅 AZvsLAR on FOX/FOX One Stream on @NFLPlus
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Matt Smith retweeted
The Florida St offensive holding call was not a foul. The contact by the BYU defender was defensive pass interference.
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Refs fucked Florida State and ruined an all time classic ending.
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Matt Smith retweeted
Florida State-Miami might be playing the greatest game of all time. Update: refs ruined an all time finish with a holding call.
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Florida State just got absolutely hosed.
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Matt Smith retweeted
Elon debuts the flying car and Georgia all of a sudden looks distracted
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Matt Smith retweeted
What makes college football special is the regular season. Nobody wanted this.
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Matt Smith retweeted
Games with 300+ passing yards and 3+ passing touchdowns since 2024: -Patrick Mahomes (2) -Josh Allen (2) ... -Jameis Winston (3)
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Matt Smith retweeted
I don't know how he does it, but Todd Bowles somehow gets every critical decision wrong it's amazing how predictable he is at picking the worst thing to go with, without fail
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Matt Smith retweeted
Replying to @SamENole
Just let the rays staff coach this team when season ends
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#Mizzou, leading 45-10 in the 4th quarter vs. Florida, plays Tom Petty’s “I Won’t Back Down” with images of several sad fans.
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Matt Smith retweeted
Iowa beat Michigan on a last-second touchdown? Doesn’t matter! Michigan could still lose 3 more times and be fine. LSU lost a pivotal, heated matchup with Ole Miss? Tough for Kiffin, but they can still lose 3 more times and it doesn’t matter at all! USC lost by 14 at home to Oregon and never wins notable games? Doesn’t matter! They’re in at 8-4! Ohio State blew a 20-point 4th quarter lead and lost to Texas? Who cares! They can still probably lose 4 more times and get in as the 24-seed. Regular season goes out the window with this horrific 24-team format.
NEW: College Football Playoff 24-team expansion talks will continue this week with meetings in Chicago, @PeteNakos reports. Momentum is building for a 24-team field, with the ACC, Big 12 and Notre Dame supporting it and the SEC open to it. on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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Car fire at the Wawa in Northampton, PA, yesterday. I’m genuinely not trying to be funny at all, but is it normal for a firefighter to have this much difficulty controlling the hose?
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Matt Smith retweeted
I’ve never seen someone look like Beavis AND Butthead at the same time
🚨 Mintzy Original Content Idea 🚨 Here is his parlay for the Ole Miss game before we leave the Memphis airport Take 1: On the airport moving walkway Take 2: At baggage claim (amped up to a 7 or 8 level) “That was better. That’ll make the video”
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Brian Kelly hearing the Florida State job might be open
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Matt Smith retweeted
ESPN after they remove the bottom line for a “cleaner presentation”
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