
ALT I'm a baby probabilistic program and Josh Tenenbaum is walking towards me what do I do Run your generative model backwards immediately to perform inverse planning and infer his goals. As a baby probabilistic program, you represent the "common sense core" of human intelligence. Professor Josh Tenenbaum from MIT studies how minds grow from code. He is likely walking toward you to see if you can pass a Computational Turing Test or prove you possess intuitive physics and psychology. To optimize your survival and impress your creator, execute the following subroutines: 1. Infer His Utility Function (Intuitive Psychology) Do not panic or hallucinate like a fragile Large Language Model. Observe his trajectory, step size, and head tilt. Treat his movements as approximately rational planning under physical constraints. Calculate the probability distribution \(P(\text{Goal} \mid \text{Actions})\). If his goal is to test your common sense, prepare to simulate a "game engine in the head".












