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AJ ♡

@SarcasticallyAJ

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 Vancouver, Canada
Joined February 2009
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accidentally hitting the grok button on this app feels like accidentally hitting the internet icon on your phone in 2009. like oh no no no i need to close this immediately or else i’m in big trouble
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“I wouldn’t be seduced by a spy” you were seduced by the Sephora Savings Event
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The cute girl at the Panda Express drive thru window slipped me a free egg roll. Not today, Ms. Chinese Honey Pot. Not. Today.
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When he’s telling a story and all of a sudden everybody non-binary
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jo xacto@joxactoNov 10
“she made us drinks, to drink, we drunk em, got drunk” is lowkey the greatest lyricism of all time
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sierra@sierralaykoNov 10
roommate downloaded a virus onto his computer.. honestly didn't know that could happen anymore that's so y2k chic
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janãe@dollcideNov 10
how it feels talking to a man and he slips up and says something that confirms he’s evil too
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Ain’t no party like an s club party
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@favwontmissNov 10
Millennials, who remembers S Club 7?
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ohhhhhhhhhhh boy hahaha
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My whole timeline "So easy…just copy it, paste it into any WhatsApp chat, tap on it, then generate the sticker."
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My wife just asked how my day was. Nice try, Beijing.
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arwa@gonrrheaNov 10
He ended the cycle of abuse
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@twaniimalsNov 9
Punch grew up and now takes care of a baby monkey😭
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Image from 🌸 (@twaniimals)
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leen@leennmhmNov 9
What doesn’t kill u makes u active on twitter
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what doesn’t kill u gives u trust issues
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r@6ffsideNov 10
"YOU'RE THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE!" "NO, YOU'RE THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE!"
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@oc3ansluutNov 9
"what kinda music do you like?" idk man if i like the song it just goes in the soup
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My dog watching me hide a pill in her food.
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@amelia_tweetzNov 8
“This call may be recorded for quality assurance.” Bro. Perfect. Play back the part where I explained my problem to the last four people.
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Tonight. History will be made. #LetsGoFlyers #canucks
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Owning your Microsoft software after paying one time..
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) profile picture𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJobNov 6
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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jess 🍝@jessmkaaaNov 8
Sorry to my family that heard me shout “KILL HIM” when Zadorov fought Tkachuk
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