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I sell romantic attention. one ounce at a time, I’m gonna make us love again

London, England
Joined October 2011
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Could Precious Ugwu be the long-term replacement for Sead Kolašinac? 🇧🇦👀 The 20-year-old defender is getting regular minutes in the Netherlands with FC Volendam and has already chipped in with a couple of goals. Nigeria have reportedly been calling, but according to his mother, Precious has already made his decision. He wants Bosnia and Herzegovina. 🇧🇦 A young defender playing at a good level, with plenty of room to develop. Definitely someone we should be keeping an eye on. #PreciousUgwu #Bosnia #BiH #FCVolendam #SeadKolasinac #Zmajevi
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jayce Fitzgerald (19, DM) vs Swindon Town 31.10.26 (90 min) #mufc #loanwatch #rufc
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Gwaa Ndi ichie n’obodo emebego
BREAKING: Nollywood veteran actor Diewait Ikpechukwu dies at 71. 🕊️
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🇲🇱 Sekou Kone (20, CM) vs Grasshopper 07.11.26 (24 min) #mufc #loanwatch #lausanne
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Nigeria's Oluebube Umejiaku's U-17 Women's World Cup campaign 🇳🇬🌟 ▪️ 4 goals ▪️ 2 assists ▪️ Golden Ball winner What a tournament for the 16-year-old 👏
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7’2 Freshman Obinna Ekezie Jr. vs Morehead State Today.. 20 PTS (8-12 FG, 3-6 3PT, 1-2 FTs) 13 REBS 2 BLKS From what I heard he’s another kid that has to stay 2 years SMH I don’t even know how to type this fr.. but when I was editing this video (really fast like skimming thru) I saw Joel Embiid in my peripheral… IK im not trippin.. Need to see more games.. but he needs to be in the Starting lineup RN..
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🇳🇬🏆 Nigeria become only the second country, after France, to win both the men’s and women’s FIFA U-17 World Cups. A rare double. 👏🏽
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If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk. If Obinna Ekezie Jr. gives Owen Jury 20 points, 13 rebounds and 2 blocks, shooting 8-12 FG and 3-6 3pt, then Owen is gonna want to put him top-10.
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Obinna Ekezie Jr in @LouisvilleMBB's win over Morehead State 🔥🔥 20 PTS 8-12 FG 3-6 3PT 13 REB 2 BLK
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Obinna Ekezie Jr in @LouisvilleMBB's win over Morehead State 🔥🔥 20 PTS 8-12 FG 3-6 3PT 13 REB 2 BLK
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How is New York bigger than London ?
new york is literally just ldn but bigger. i feel like im walking around london but everyone just got american accents and are more friendly
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Thought it’d be more Only 50?
In London, there’s 50,000 more women than men aged between 25-35 so 50k of you will have to share a man I’m just letting you all know now I’m not being one of them
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Today the first ever day I seen a pixie cut and she didn’t have a fat ass
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He added a lot of Luka into his game
Welcome back, Bronny James! 🔥 He dropped 22 PTS and 7 AST to lead the @CValleyLakers to an opening night victory!
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I wish ppl will stop setting Nigeria up for slander. Nigeria is not even 70 yrs old as a country Pls pls
Americans by Ancestral Origin 🇩🇪 German: 45,000,000 🇳🇬 African American: 44,000,000 🇲🇽 Mexican: 37,000,000 🇺🇸 Mixed: 34,000,000 🇮🇪 Irish: 33,000,000 🇬🇧 English: 27,000,000 🇮🇹 Italian: 17,000,000 🇵🇱 Polish: 9,000,000 🇫🇷 French: 8,000,000 🇨🇳 Chinese: 5,500,000 🇮🇳 Indian: 5,000,000
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Dave Chappelle has an excellent joke about comparative suffering
This scene from Sopranos explains everything about our culture.
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He’s CLAMPS
Some of these Jordan Smith Jr. defensive sequences are just hilarious.
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I think most people in maga knew this already. It was a marriage of convenience. Who doesn’t know that Trump is self serving?
Van has a message for MAGA
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Buy Kingston Flemings stock now. #NBA
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