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I sell romantic attention. one ounce at a time, I’m gonna make us love again

London, England
Joined October 2011
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jayce Fitzgerald (19, DM) vs Swindon Town 31.10.26 (90 min) #mufc #loanwatch #rufc
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🇲🇱 Sekou Kone (20, CM) vs Grasshopper 07.11.26 (24 min) #mufc #loanwatch #lausanne
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Nigeria's Oluebube Umejiaku's U-17 Women's World Cup campaign 🇳🇬🌟 ▪️ 4 goals ▪️ 2 assists ▪️ Golden Ball winner What a tournament for the 16-year-old 👏
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7’2 Freshman Obinna Ekezie Jr. vs Morehead State Today.. 20 PTS (8-12 FG, 3-6 3PT, 1-2 FTs) 13 REBS 2 BLKS From what I heard he’s another kid that has to stay 2 years SMH I don’t even know how to type this fr.. but when I was editing this video (really fast like skimming thru) I saw Joel Embiid in my peripheral… IK im not trippin.. Need to see more games.. but he needs to be in the Starting lineup RN..
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🇳🇬🏆 Nigeria become only the second country, after France, to win both the men’s and women’s FIFA U-17 World Cups. A rare double. 👏🏽
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Obinna Ekezie Jr in @LouisvilleMBB's win over Morehead State 🔥🔥 20 PTS 8-12 FG 3-6 3PT 13 REB 2 BLK
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Dave Chappelle has an excellent joke about comparative suffering
This scene from Sopranos explains everything about our culture.
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Van has a message for MAGA
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Buy Kingston Flemings stock now. #NBA
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Obike retweeted
Pitch black at 4pm really does take a toll on your mood. Summer heat is alot but at least I was happy
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Portugal estará sempre em mim
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Thunder rookie Bennett Stirtz 16 PTS (6-9 FG, 4-7 3P), 1 AST, 1 REB, 2 STL, 0 TO vs. Cavs
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3 level shot misser
Jalen Green this season: 11.0 PPG 41.8% FG 22.2% 3PT 45.5% FT -55
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Shaq: "Who you calling, the cops?" Charles Barkley: "Kash Patel." 🤣💀 (h/t @awfulannouncing)
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The best hate watches itl rn
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It was the great modern philosopher Van Lathan who once said
Trump really destroyed that party man. They gonna be backtracking and denying all that dickriding they were doing for the next 15 years
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Bill Simmons believes we’re witnessing the decline of Nikola Jokic. “Apex Joker … that guy might be gone.”
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John Calipari. The Last Corleone.
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Jaylen Brown on being the defensive leader of this #76ers team: "I try to be vocal, but not annoying just to make sure we maintain those consistent habits." The Sixers are allowing 105.1 PPG (2nd in NBA) and rank the top team in forcing turnovers (12.8 TOV%).
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Time to sub in Bronny
YOOOOOO 248-187???
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