John Schell (@Schell) header
John Schell (@Schell) profile picture

Early adapter. On hiatus until this place comes back around.

Los Angeles, California
Joined March 2008
Photo by John Schell (@Schell)Photo by John Schell (@Schell)Photo by John Schell (@Schell)Photo by John Schell (@Schell)Photo by John Schell (@Schell)Photo by John Schell (@Schell)Photo by John Schell (@Schell)Photo by John Schell (@Schell)Photo by John Schell (@Schell)Photo by John Schell (@Schell)
John Schell retweeted
"Happy" Father's Day
1,146
11,259
566
86,341
4,673,863
16 years ago tonight, Tony Soprano and his family met at their favorite ice cream parlor for some onion rings. The meal ended with
348
2,439
276
26,430
5,220,125
John Schell retweeted
We’ve had 46 U.S. Presidents, and they’ve been indicted on a total of 71 felony counts. Here’s how it breaks down: 1-44: 0 45: 71 46: 0
656
10,672
736
49,729
4,894,269
John Schell retweeted
i feel like a lot of tech ppl feel fashion shouldn't matter, and that's how we end up with things like this
138
279
114
6,938
1,152,274
John Schell retweeted
5,170
10,913
2,150
80,234
9,957,688
John Schell retweeted
Elizabeth Holmes Immediately Defrauds Biggest Inmate To Gain Other Prisoners’ Respect bit.ly/43ea39e
26
252
10
3,421
419,458
John Schell retweeted
My hottest take is that more men should try sleeveless undershirts bc they meet two iron laws about men's style: everyone looks better with layering, and these allow you to layer in the summer. They also allow you to unfasten 2 or 3 buttons, which looks great.
35
52
16
1,259
175,599
John Schell retweeted
Elizabeth Holmes Immediately Defrauds Biggest Inmate To Gain Other Prisoners’ Respect bit.ly/3BZ0grD
89
1,264
96
12,789
1,429,905
A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix
5,184
55,639
8,833
373,447
23,980,439
John Schell retweeted
Ali on Hasselblad with Tri-X #120film
1
4
320
John Schell retweeted
I know you’re all very disappointed, but I will *not* be dropping the first half of my name any time soon 👀
664
5,264
1,673
44,339
5,822,122
John Schell retweeted
I learned nothing from this town hall about Trump and his most ardent supporters I haven't known since 2016. I learned a lot about CNN.
946
6,478
452
47,979
2,607,757
when a little kid keeps handing you stuff and you just play along
83
1,407
71
20,490
814,038
John Schell retweeted
Y’all be giving Chris Brown grace since I was in high school. I turn 30 next month, maybe he just is a bad person bro.
237
10,772
810
80,392
3,877,357
This dipshit didn't even show up to Bidens' inauguration. 🤨
311
720
68
8,213
273,014
when the pilot says “well, folks” you know you’re in for the worst delay of your life
7
69
5
1,051
45,208
the 1 true king
26
1,385
45
9,643
552,306
John Schell retweeted
me: here are $150 pants twitter: some people are POOR me: ok, here's how to thrift the pants twitter: some people are PRISONERS who can't leave the PRISON me: ok, here's how to eBay the pants twitter: some people are SEA LIONS with FOREFLIPPERS so they can't TYPE
127
1,274
118
23,922
1,897,441
The family is growing. Meet Schnelly. 🐷
3,303
5,776
1,121
113,711
9,016,552
John Schell retweeted
‘The Sound Of Gunfire Doesn’t Dismiss You, I Do,’ Says Teacher Forcing Class To Sit Back Down In Desks bit.ly/41i7mlI
63
1,921
148
17,790
1,100,024