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When your Nan finds out Wales are top of the Group..... – at Wandsworth, London
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Both Defenders fucking kharzi.
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Both Defenders fucking kharzi.
Focused on the week ahead. 🫡
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Opening night at Knebworth Oasis ✅
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The Chelsea that before Roman were finishing: 3rd, 4th & 6th religiously as well as winning domestic & European silverware? Once again this egg talking utter flannel.
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This overrated shithouse
🚨Colwill: “At times we have been bullied in the box, we need to definitely improve with that. We have got all trust in our set piece coach and still adjusting to new things. We do need to improve as a team.” [Sky via BBC]
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Fofana Gusto Colwill All bin.
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One didn't play but 2/3 Bin
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RIP Dolly Parton Maggie Thatcher she's not dead, she's the leader of the Shed.
RIP Dolly Parton YNWA
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Believe it when I see it, this stinks like Maignan 18 months ago.
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We all know how shite Sanchez is. But don't avoid the elephant in the room that Colwill isn't what most this fanbase rate him as & Acheampong is a better defender.
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Haha what the fuck Is this shit
From the start of the 2026/27 season, Chelsea's Under-21s and Under-19s squads will be known as Cobham Next Gen (CNG) under head coach Harry Hudson!

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Hi @grok which 5 Chelsea players do I hate based on my tweets and also which 5 non Chelsea players?
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Why's it look like Ghandi?
Marc Cucurella said he would get a tattoo of Luis de la Fuente if they won the World Cup. He fulfilled his promise! 🇪🇸🖊️
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Du du du Noni Madueke
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Yeah we'll just keep on a bloke whose got hardly any managerial experience or UEFA licenses or badges.
Calum McFarlane will remain at #CFC as part of Xabi Alonso’s backroom staff. Alonso’s trusted quartet Sebastian Parrilla, Alberto Encinas and Benat Labaien & Ismael Camenforte Lopez coming with him. More here with @MarioCortegana: nytimes.com/athletic/7287865…
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French Montana looking prick
🚨Gusto: “We need to ignore the noise and stay focused. Our team will try our best.” [PL]
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The Boy 💙
A lifelong fan, made in Cobham. 💙 Emmanuel Oyeleke speaks about his passion for coaching the future generation of @ChelseaFC. 👏 Find out more about the Professional Player to Coach Scheme (PPCS), a joint initiative by the PFA, Premier League and EFL helping former professional players transition into new coaching roles. ⬇️
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This football club was ruined by the UK Government never forget that.
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Mon ya Slag
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