54 years + 230lbs + desk job = body of a ‘79 Dodge Dart

Damn! Just woke up from knee surgery to see this. Sorry I missed it - a cocktail sounds much better than Norco. As penance for standing you up, here’s a notch for your career belt: Your (admittedly deserved) public mockery ended my ‘frosted tips’ era. So Indianapolis thanks you

Tour events got nuttin’ on #ACGolfClassic25 - course all dressed up and ready for Monday

😮 🚁 #Indy500

National Anthem singer deserves Rookie of the Year. Insanely good job of stretching for the flyover 🎤 🎵 #Indy500

There’s a LOT going on here 😮 @derekjeter @AROD @ScottStapp @Creed @TomBrady @IMS

Hamming it up on stairs of @IMS red carpet @terrycrews #WISH500

Red carpet crowd @IMS = 8-10 deep #WISH500

Canon + fireworks from media center view Gates are open #WISH500

Vacuuming the red carpet outside the @IMS pagoda #WISH500

American Girl/Silence of the Lambs

You turned me on to him w Damn. Do I count? 😆

Live look at Ryan Day…