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UNDISPUTED #1 WOMBAT INFLUENCER ON X! Used to be Itchy. Free speech my fuzzy ass. I'll follow you back unless you're a fake ass hotdog influencer wannabe.

Houston, TX
Joined March 2025
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I say this with love, but I will never, ever reply to your "can you see this?" post.
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Mark Ruffalo, I’m in SAG-AFTRA just like you. Our union dues are capped at the first $1 million in covered earnings. That means high earners like yourself don’t pay work dues on earnings above that amount. Why not voluntarily contribute more to help fellow actors who are struggling to afford healthcare and make ends meet? You’re criticizing Elon Musk over wealth, taxes and accountability. Maybe start by looking at the system you benefit from. Sound familiar?
Elon, you goofy. 🤪Crashing out, because you don’t want to pay taxes. Don’t want some oversight into all the government money and contracts you made off with. Don’t want anyone looking into exactly what the F you did with DOGE.  And whining about loosing an election. 🤪That’s part of democracy, bro. Welcome to America. This isn’t some South Africa back in the day 💩. You will get use to it. Sometimes you lose. Believe me. That’s what politics is. Oh. And. Watch the Elon Musk doc. It’s wild. theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i…
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I'm getting free candy bitches!
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My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate. 2. Open the borders and legalize everyone living in America illegally to cement a permanent majority. 3. Increase the size of the Supreme Court to gain an immediate majority. This would result in America becoming a permanent one-party state and the end of democracy in any meaningful sense of the word. All that is needed to ensure this doesn’t happen is 51 Republican senators in 2029. That is why you should vote for Republican senators this election. Other reasons are irrelevant compared to this one.
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Things you can do in Hennepin County that will not get you charged by @MaryMoriarty: - Sexually assault a 9-year-old and a 15-year-old. - Rape your 14-year-old cousin. - Execute the mother of your one-year-old child. - Key a Tesla, causing $20,000 in damages, while on the clock as a state employee. Things that will definitely get you criminally charged: - Investigative journalism that exposes Somali voter fraud.
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RIP Captain Picard! ☹️
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This is inspired by a recent conversation I had with a clever hillbilly. I won't reveal her name to protect the innocent. @GeneralPatton83
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True. 😂😂😂👍🏻
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Abdul El Sayed is a national security threat.
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🚨 The mainstream media polls are FAKE! Speaker Johnson says October polls have undersampled Republicans in 14 of the last 16 elections. Conservatives aren’t answering their calls—they’re showing up to VOTE. Don’t get complacent. Vote STRAIGHT RED and deliver a massive victory! 🇺🇸🔥
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Selective Outrage!!
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So why’d you vote against a bill that would’ve banned it?
It should be illegal for the President, VP, and lawmakers in Congress to own, buy, and sell individual stocks.
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Ken Paxton vs James Talafreako A @GreenFrogLabs Production
"Amy... why? Why do you insist on making fools of all of us? I'm serious. Just... tell me why." -Amy Action aide (probably)🤣
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499,700 medical professionals across VA did not sign this letter because they know abortion isn’t healthcare.
300+ medical professionals across VA signed a letter supporting proposed constitutional amendment on reproductive freedom. I am the Chief Patron and I’ll be voting yes. I urge you to vote yes too! buff.ly/390eByc Early voting runs through Oct 31. Election Day is Nov 3.
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Oh no! We have a cereal killer! @Elisabeth6Rose & @ScratchyWombat 😂
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There's something different about her but I can't narrow it down...
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Good Morning 🌞 Happy Saturday 🧡🎃
🤖 Made with AI
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John Anderson is looking down from heaven and saying "Hey assholes...I had more than one song!" 🤣
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