Principal Sitecore dev & Microsoft stack by day. Nights used to be spent running bars and DJing. Life happens fast. Mainly tweet #LFC ⚽🙌🍻👟

Liverpool, UK
Joined November 2010
Should make swearing compulsory in after-match interviews instead of apologising for it. Be well more interesting.
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Arsenal have just done a United vs Grimsby
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Trent Alexander Arnold vs Barcelona highlights 😭😭
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Babe, wake up! The Chelsea highlights against Tottenham are out #CFCTOT #DownloadStadianityPal
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Mark Goldbridge reaction to Manchester United losing 3-0 to Bournemouth, this is so hilarious 😂😂😂
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Give Barca double immediately
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Looked the part the last 2 weeks, no coincidence he's improving as the team is.
florian wirtz vs brighton
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bwahahaha, teenage me never thought he'd see the day.
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That’s Palmer suspended for the league cup game against us
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This has got to be malicious compliance from the engineer implementing this
Just Eat? Just Slop. I'm not hungry anymore.
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Five years ago today 👀 Manchester United 0-5 Liverpool Hahahahahahaha
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Sean retweeted
Damn, what happened to Sol 🤣
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Some of those poor buggers will have watched Van Basten and Gullit in the flesh every week and now they're in a crowd of 400 drifting through a retirement village in the rain to see their team go down 3-0 to Bournemouth.
AC Milan en route to Bournemouth tonight
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THIS IS INSANE!!! A San Francisco startup says it just turned mercury into real gold. The company is Marathon Fusion. This week they announced they'd made stable gold using fusion neutrons, at 10x the record CERN set in 2025. CERN's record was 29 picograms over four years. So nobody's pouring bars yet. The method is what got me. You hit mercury-198 with a fusion neutron. It loses a neutron, becomes mercury-197, and over the next few days decays into gold-197. The exact same gold sitting in central bank vaults. Their 2025 paper says a one-gigawatt fusion plant built this way could make around 2 tonnes of gold a year as a side product, while it's selling electricity. I've said it for years. Gold is a shiny rock. It's valuable because there's only so much of it and pulling it out of the ground is hard and expensive. If this holds up, gold's scarcity turns into an engineering problem. And you can only delay technical progress. You can't stop it. To be fair, the gold comes out mixed with radioactive isotopes and would need to sit for well over a decade before it's safe to touch. Nobody outside the company has verified the result yet, and commercial fusion is still years away. Peter Schiff has spent years telling everyone Bitcoin has no intrinsic value. This week a startup says it made gold out of mercury. There will only ever be 21 million Bitcoin. No reactor on Earth can make one more.
Last month, we demonstrated high-rate alchemy: turning mercury into real, stable gold, beating CERN’s record by a factor of 10. Last week, we enriched isotopes in the world’s most powerful plasma centrifuge, beating the Soviet record that stood for 40 years. Now, we’re building a fusion reactor in San Francisco to achieve record power density.
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The BBC's "strength in depth" means that its "Cyber Correspondent" has never heard of a language that runs half the websites on the Internet.
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Philomena: Some people have been writing PHP for over 20 years. Is that because it's particularly difficult to finish? Expert: No, software is constantly evolving. Philomena: So they've been writing the same website for 20 years? Expert: No, different projects. Philomena: Have they tried finishing one before starting another? Expert: That's not how software development works. Philomena: My mate Paul spent 20 years building a shed. Turned out he was just an alcoholic. Expert: Right. Philomena: Is PHP like that?
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Sean retweeted
In 1983, a BBC interviewer asked Richard Feynman why two magnets push each other apart — and he refused to answer it. What he did instead is the best seven minutes on thinking ever filmed. Bookmark & watch today, no matter what.
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