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Nova Scotia, Canada
Joined May 2023
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1. Shouldn’t talk about another man’s kids when you’re an incel yourself 2. You really shouldn’t talk about Down syndrome when you look like you ate the rest of your chromosomes
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At some point the CPL have to consider some sort of replay system if VAR isn’t doable Because this would have taken 2 seconds on the bloody TV feed to see it was a penalty What is going on guys? @CanadaSoccerEN
That's gotta be a penalty, right? 😳 #CanPL | 🔴 Watch LIVE on OneSoccer
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Kids today just don’t understand.
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Playing in stadiums that serve booze? That’s okay Wearing kits that don gambling advertisements? Sure, why not? A rainbow flag? “Religion”, allegedly
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: FC Nantes player Mostafa Mohamed is REFUSING to play tomorrow due to the LGBTQ+ campaign that is taking place in Ligue 1 this weekend. The club will HEAVILY fine him for this! — @lequipe
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Searl retweeted
FP1 CLASSIFICATION Piastri leads a McLaren 1-2, Hermann seventh on debut #F1 #ImolaGP
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Alexander Ovechkin's unbelievable season comes to an end... 🐐 -Broke Wayne Gretzky's all-time goals record -Most goals ever by a player 39 years or older -His highest goals per-game in a season since 2010 -Finished 3rd in the league in goals despite breaking his leg and missing a month -Led the Capitals to the best record in the East The Gr8 Eight gave us something SPECIAL this year 🔥
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Ronan Kratt and Juan Quintana of @Pacificfccpl have both suffered ACL injuries and will miss the remainder of the 2025 #CanPL season. We're wishing them all the best in their recoveries 💜
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A #CanPL marketing event for school kids outperformed the former MLS Champion #TFCLive in attendance, one day apart. How quickly things can change. Literally from one day to another.
Attendance at Toronto FC game tonight is 14,018. #TFCLive
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New year, same Leafs
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should we REALLY make our schedule release video in minecraft? yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yesye yes yes yes yes yesyes
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The PSV stadium after finding out Ajax conceded in the 99th minute. This is what it’s all about. The beautiful game.
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A busy night of sports in Toronto has brought Toronto FC tickets to dirt cheap. $5 ticket + $5 Ticketmaster fee. Leafs v Panthers Game 5, Blue Jays v Rays and Sceptres away Game 4 too, all on at the same time.
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Max Scherzer is getting paid this year: 15,000,000$ from the Nationals 30,833,334$ from the Mets 12,500,000 from the Rangers 15,500,000 from the Blue Jays Not to play. A+ in finance
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The Mets and Rangers are not paying Max Scherzer this year. The 3 year, $130M contract he signed with Mets in 2021 did not have any deferred payments. In addition to his current $15.5M salary from the Blue Jays, he is receiving $15M in deferred payments from the Nats only. mlb.com/news/max-scher….
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This looks absolutely brilliant
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WWE really spoiled the NBA ECF during the offseason and we aint even know Nah thats wild💀
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Easy No one would ever get close to this
A sports performance that made you go, ‘Yeah, no one’s ever doing that again’
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I see no lies unfortunately
I think the whole Europa League final thing is so hilarious. Because one of these two teams will die. Non-negotiable. It’s legit over for one of them.
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Today starts the trial for the person that took Pat Stay from this world. My thoughts are with the Stay family, friends and community and all those whom he touched with his brief time here. I’m not pausing that. Justice for Pat Stay We love you bro #LLPS
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This approach is why the NFL is eating the NBA's lunch. NFL preseason rates higher than NBA playoff games. They took over Christmas day at will. And why? Because they make EVERY market matter. The face of the league is in Kansas City. The Draft was in a small town in WISCONSIN.
Replying to @cdesilva23
Can u imagine the devastation the NBA execs would feel if Flagg went to the Wizards or Charlotte? lol, Silver is gonna want him to evolve into the face of the league, you can't do that stuck in Charlotte , who most people forget are even a team The leagues goal is to make money, it's an entertainment product. If anyone feels like the league doesn't influence these things then you must live a pretty sheltered perfect life.
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cant believe i was just watching Tatum have one of the best games of his career and then that just happens So upsetting
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Only explanation is that Nico Harrison is Dr Strange, Luka Doncic is Iron Man, and the first overall pick (Cooper Flagg aka Spider-Man) only comes with the 1 in 14,000,605 outcome
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