Michael Carrick Parody. Love the glazers hate united.
Manchester, England
Joined December 2024
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Forget sales, forget protests. Manchester united fans can get rid of the glazers in less than 5 games and this is how they can do it.
A thread.
I've look at our fixtures in batches like this for months. We genuinely could get relegated.
I don't see any wins here
YesManCarrick retweeted
Baleba had a full year of underperformance at Brighton. He was our prime signing in the summer.
Santos couldnโt break into Chelsea side who finished 10th last season. He was our second biggest signing.
State of United after finishing 3rd in the premier league ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
Every one of these cunts going in on Martinez is paid by ineos and the glazers.
Manchester Unitedโs No 6 shirt has been worn by such distinguished servants to the club as Gary Pallister, Martin Buchan, Nobby Stiles, Jaap Stam, Duncan Edwards, Wes Brown amongst others. Itโs now worn by Lisandro Martinez, who embarrassed the club again today #MUFC
Should have sacked him first international break. Got in conte. But we will wait until we are out of all cups first
๐จ BREAKING:
Michael Carrick is expected to be IN CHARGE when Manchester United face Roma. The board are unlikely to make a change this side of the international break now and some senior figures believe he can still turn dire form AROUND. #MUFC [@alex_crook]
All this is performative. Looks at us we will support you. Blah blah blah.
Fucking clowns. Every single one of them.
No fucking standards at all. These fans will be the death of the club.
Based on what @rioferdy5
Sell united... Or we will keep buying tickets. Fucking clowns everyone of them
Remember that time in 2021 when fan protests had Glazers on the brink until the movement was betrayed by @MU_ST secretly collaborating re a fantasy share scheme?
At Stamford Bridge today is the fraud who pretended to hold Joel Glazer to account but then went + worked for him ๐
YesManCarrick retweeted
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This is 100% why we are in the position we are.
Our owners are fucking idiots
YesManCarrick retweeted
If it takes relegation for the club to change owners, then bring it on I say.
For the greater good ๐ช๐ผ๐พ๐ช
Biggest problem united have is these incompetent wankers.
Shaking hands like they are celebrities.
Jason Wilcox and Omar Berrada get on the team bus after the 2-0 defeat to Chelsea [@katwalshy1]
YesManCarrick retweeted
Imagine Real Madrid being almost in the relegation zone with just one league win by November and they sing the manager and players off ๐๐
Fuck Carrick.
Fuck the team.
Fuck the owners.
Fuck the fans that keep buying tickets. You all deserve this.
Ineos didn't buy the players we needed.
Carrick can't coachba miracle.
Our players can't take chances.
No surprise that we are towards the bottom of the league