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It turns out that the big blue wave was all the democrats saying bub-bye on @x.
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Excuse me Mayor Johnson, do you have any follow up comments? Please, I'd love to hear anything more you would like to say regarding this incident.
Like many Chicagoans across our city, I was deeply disturbed upon seeing the images which have emerged following this incident. The Chicago Police Department's investigation remains ongoing, and we are committed to ensuring there is a full and thorough review of what occurred. Hate has no place in our city. Every Chicagoan deserves to feel safe, protected, and respected while going about their day or enjoying our public spaces. We will continue working across City government to uphold that standard and ensure Chicago remains a welcoming, inclusive, and safe place for all.
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Here is a post that actually aged REAALLLLLLY well. I wish I would've bookmarked all the "THE SKY IS FALLING" tweets
So now that the market is down less than 700 points from Jan 20th 2025 I'm sure everyone who bitched about "I'm retired & need my money in my 401k. What am I going to do, how will I live?!" I'm SURE you have all moved your money into much safer , less volatile options. Right?
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Read this @CWBChicago tweet. Then ask yourself, if the victim was your loved one would 36 years be anywhere near enough time?
A CTA passenger saw him standing over a CTA security guard, firing shots into the officer’s chest. Fortunately, the guard was wearing a ballistic vest, but still suffered serious injuries. Now, Andre Holland is heading to prison for 36 years. cwbchicago.com/2026/06/shoot…
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Second City Cop retweeted
Mayor Johnson can go fuck himself. He doesn’t care about Chicagoans being killed by thugs, he doesn’t care about thugs killing thugs, he doesn’t care about illegal aliens killing Americans & he doesn’t care about thugs killing cops but let it be that an officer shoots a thug who terrorizes our city & he’ll lose his mind. He has 150 officers protecting him & his family but makes statements like “law enforcement is a sickness” then he thinks that ppl should believe that he didn’t do anything less but cheer on the piece of shit who shot the 2 officers this morning.
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The last paragraph of this dingbat's story.... "In all, Chicagoans filled 6,371 allegations of misconduct against CPD officers during 2025, a decrease of more than 18% from 2024 to 2025, according to COPA data." GFY Heather with your clickbait.
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Raise your hand if you support the death penalty. 🖐
“He was my youngest son and now I have to bury him because someone decided to take his life.” A heartbroken Carlos Figueroa says his son Daniel, 28, was the man killed this AM while delivering for Uber Eats. After exiting Loretto Hospital, sources say he was dragged by suspects who stole his mini van. Daniel’s dad says it was his last delivery before he was heading home. 💔 @WGNNews
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Replying to @HuffPost
Go fuck yourself
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Can you believe that NAZI @elonmusk is doing THIS???? He belongs in PrIsOn!!!!!
We now have 21 participants enrolled in trials worldwide. Check out how our Neuralnauts are driving BCI technology forward. neuralink.com/updates/two-ye…
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This just in..... The burglars were also wearing MAGA hats and Juicy Smolette saw everything
NEW: Nokomis Daycare Center in Minneapolis claims someone broke into their center and stole "important documentation." Staff claims a burglar broke in and stole employee payroll documents and client files. "There were also checkbooks that were ripped from our check papers that were from our book. This is devastating news." Hmmm.
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Second City Cop retweeted
Apparently Chicago is now at risk of losing sports betting entirely… Earlier this year @ChicagosMayor added a 10.25% sports betting tax just to Chicago, set to kick in Jan 1, 2026. The problem? Taxation on sports betting comes from states, not cities. If a city wants to, they have to issue licenses to operators first. Obviously none of that has been set up prior. Operators are now threatening to shutdown in Chicago because they are now at risk of not being in compliance. After 3 tax increases in 2 years (this would be the 4th) the local government is now so lost it’s all going to be shit down. Incompetence at it’s finest. Full article: ingame.com/sba-sues-chicago-…
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Second City Cop retweeted
Kaner and Toews reunited 🤝 These two gave us so much great hockey.
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F OSU AND RYAN DAY! WHAT A GREAT WAY TO END 2025!
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I've been praying since Miami beat A&M that every single toilet in the stadium for this game stops working.
“This is my number one matchup.” With all the star power on the field, Miami vs. Ohio State is the CFP Quarterfinal @dannykanell is looking forward to the most.
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Protecting a neglected minority from going through a real genocide because of their faith is... unilaterally killing people in a foreign country for religious reasons? Why are you people so absolutely retarded?
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You didn't read the article, did you dipshit? @RonFilipkowski You are definitely right.....not Joe Biden's fault
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Second City Cop retweeted
At this point, the devaluation of the word "trauma" has reached rock bottom.
I can’t believe it. Ben Johnson and Caleb just undoing decades of trauma. Bear Down!
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Replying to @KatAbughazaleh
You said you were leaving in 2023.
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Interesting We have a LAME DUCK mayor that still has over a year to serve. #6%
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And the mayor still has a detail that is larger. Can you wrap your head around that? The mayor has more cops assigned to his protective detail than the ENTIRE mass transit system for Chicago.
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Second City Cop retweeted
Alternative Budget vs @ChicagosMayor’s budget:
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