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Double hit over Mookie Betts' head while he is being interviewed by ESPN -- "I ain't getting this one, boys" -- ESPN booth cracks up.
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Is there a world that exists where @tonyromo is not @Paul Rudd ??
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I can never tug on my earlobe to quell an itch without thinking I covertly set an intricate and deadly plan into action. #moviesruinedme
Sad or proud that after almost 8 years of living in #Chicago, I've finally ridden every color train line. #pinkwaslast #chicagoL #CTA
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Chris Lazzerini retweeted
We're saddened to share former #Cubs pitcher Milt Pappas has passed away. Team statement: atmlb.com/1rgVoYy
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If I had a better understanding of the English language, infirmaries wouldn't sound so terrifying.
How is it that every single injury results in wiping your ass as the most negatively impacted activity?
It's so fucking hard to not get angry.
If the amount of déjà vu one experiences indicates anything positive in life, kids, I'm getting dealt aces.
I danced my face off tonight in golf shoes.
The answer is not in our phones, but that's become a crutch that I don't know if our generation can overcome. #irony #lonelylife
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The person that can wait long enough to eat a pizza fresh out of the oven as to not burn their mouth is both a hero and a sociopath.
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Amazing what a poor night of sleep can produce: shoretopschorr.blogspot.com/…
Quite a far cry from 'Hollywood.' And voted on by league members. This one means the most. xitter.cf/TheWiffleLeague/status…
Chris Lazzerini retweeted
Daniel Murphy: red-hot slugger and anti-gay bigot: deadspin.com/daniel-murphy-d…. #Cubs
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