Sorry for the typhyos! I got these ironworker sausage fingers. Let's be straight: If the $$$ weren't thiks great being a Semocrat, I'd be the GOP Sen Prez.
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God as my witness shit will rain down from heaven on the rutger's researchers who said to use coffee as sunscreen bit.ly/qNfKBD
Bandages all over my belly. Dr says no suspenders for a couple days & @LtGovGuadagno, ur gonna have to stop trying to brush up against me
RUTGERS FUCKWITS THOUGHT I WAS FUCKIN W YOU ON THE PENSION & BENNIES BUILL U JUST WAIT TILL I GET SOME ICE ON MY BELLY bit.ly/qNfKBD
GOD DAMN IT I EVEN PYT SUGAR IN THE COFFEE. SOMEBODY SHOW ME THE WISE ASSES SAID COFFEE CD BE UYSED AS SUN SCREEN bit.ly/qNfKBD
Hmm. Pour coffee on my skin for sunscreen, eh? Well, the clouds are going away and I am gettin a little hot bit.ly/qNfKBD
I-I-I wanna go-o-o all the way-ay-ay Takin out my freak tonight. I-I-I waanna show-ow-ow all the dirt-irt-irt I got runnin thru my miiiiind
@BossNorcross Is that kind of like Harry and the Hendersons? Man how awesome is that movie?
@BossNorcross Yay!!!! Are you gonna take me to the beach this weekend w my wingies and my shovel an build sandcastels w me? @BronxZoosCodey
1 a these isnt like the other, 1 a these doesnt blong. Can u tell what 1 isnt like th others by th time I finsh my song bit.ly/nHGVtb
Hey, uhhh, just to be safe, let's not do any live interviews on camera today bit.ly/o2HXjT @Fox29Philly
Jokes abt who was on top and who was on bottom are really insensitive, people. nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/0…
When you get down to it, I'm really just a guy who believes in good, open, honest government bit.ly/qLAK5J
I want gummint as clean as a dolkphin's butthole #imcleaninupJerseyfuckers
Anybody else hearing the chatter that it might be me to primary that right-wing President Obama? @boldprogressive thedc.com/quHgSr
poor persecuted bear. a perfect way to describe what happened to me yesterday bit.ly/qINdDh. it was prolly trying to protect the kids