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They mistook my kindness for weakness
I fucked up i know that but jesus
Can't a girl just do the best she can
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I will say, the dementia letting the bisexuality constantly slip has been a fun part of trump 2.0
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new york social translations:
"we should grab a drink sometime" = I’m gay
"i'm so down" = i'm so gay
"let's do something this weekend" = Let’s have gay sex
"networking event" = gay sex
"community" = gay TV show
"members club" = a bar for gays
"third place" = third hole (butt)
new york social translations:
"we should grab a drink sometime" = we will not
"i'm so down" = i'm not coming
"let's do something this weekend" = see you in november
"networking event" = name tags and one guy pitching his seed round
"community" = a slack nobody reads
"members club" = a bar with an application
"third place" = a coffee shop that kicks you out at 6
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They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.
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my boyfriend told me to stop packing his lunch because he’s perfectly capable of feeding himself. i laughed and said “okay” and stopped. three days later at 8:11 AM he texted me: “you really not making lunch today?” i reminded him that he was the one who told me to stop. he stared at the message for a minute before replying…
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A woman on campus confronted Gillio Lopes, of the Cornell 7 rapists in the. That takes fucking courage
How is this dude still at Cornell university ??!!! What’s the reason piece of trash ??!!!
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nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- how you put a lid on your trash can
- how we sent rats packing once and for all
- the day we won the “War on Rats”
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Rebecca Black’s second album constructs a voyeuristic fantasy out of durable, club-friendly dance-pop with enough eccentricities to keep things interesting
pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…














































