Senator for NY (Sesame Street District) - Department of Ornithology at DHS - Computer Nerd - Political Afficianado
Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2022
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Senator Big Bird retweeted
My grandpa always said punch up, well from down here there’s a lot of targets.
Senator Big Bird retweeted
The thing about Sam Bankman Fraud being labeled a left wing shill is that he gave just as much money to Republican but he did it in secret because he knows being associated with nutjobs is unpopular.
Senator Big Bird retweeted
Well, it turns out MTG was lying. Target and CVS do not sell butt plugs or dildos.
Anyway, what are some other ideas for stocking stuffers?
Senator Big Bird retweeted
In this election, we chose solving our problems over conspiracy theories.
We chose sanity over chaos. We chose unity over division.
We chose democracy. We chose a better future.
We chose an Arizona for everyone #AZforEveryone
Senator Big Bird retweeted
Pissing off @RealMarkFinchem is just part of what we do here. When grifters, election deniers, racists, and general scumbags support one person, it may be time to re-evaluate your platform..
Senator Big Bird retweeted
Donald Trump would rather burn this entire country to the ground than spend one minute in jail for his crimes
Senator Big Bird retweeted
Who else is stoked to hear that Space Karen Musk got a boatload of boos and had to leave the stage?🤣🖐️
Senator Big Bird retweeted
HOLY SHIT! Special Counsel Jack Smith has subpoenaed Georgia SoS Brad Raffensperger!!!!
This Special Counsel isn't f*cking around.
Senator Big Bird retweeted
My pronouns are he/him. And I want to thank Dr. Fauci for his long service.
Be on the right and respectful side of things. It’s better for your own soul, and better for others.
Senator Big Bird retweeted
Who else thinks Elon Musk should apologize to Dr. Fauci — right after he apologizes to Paul Pelosi? ✋✋
Senator Big Bird retweeted
Ever notice how the MAGA crowd has built this facade of “toughness” but in reality are so easy to trigger and are the first to whine and complain when things don’t go their way ❄️
