Chelsea fan, South London lad, loves gaming, dab hand with a paint brush, wannabe astronaut, love a GIF, UTC, KTBFFH #BlueCoOut #ClearlakeOut

Wandsworth, London
Joined September 2012
La esposa de Stockton el piloto de el Submarino Titan que implosionó en el 2023 estaba monitoreando el descenso cuando escucha el "pop" del submarino. Al instante los dos hombres que están con ella se ve que temen lo que pasó pero deciden no decirle 😳
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Queen Elizabeth making her very last ride through Scotland. She arrived walking, she left in arms and burial palms. It was an end of an era.
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Good thing I bought a memory card a few years ago, just checked the prices on them now and it’s the GDP of a small country!! Reckon you will probably need an extra 10-20GB to be sure because that day 1 patch is gonna be mental. Internet about to be broken on 19th Nov 🤣🤣🤣
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I hope they don’t do Paul dirty in this one, we need him to win and let his lesson be learnt
Do not fear the end. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. Tickets on sale now around the world. fandan.co/DunePartThree #DuneMovie #FilmedForIMAX
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The traffic on Wigmore St on Day 1 of pedestrianised Oxford St 😬
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Proper fucked
🚨Joao Pedro has a thigh injury according to Alonso. Out for a few weeks.
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@Sharpy09 retweeted
🚨 NEW: John Healey is set to add 2p to the cost of a pint by increasing the alcohol duty tax
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Another “Generational” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🇪🇨 Chelsea are not happy with Kendry Paez and want to get rid of him. His next club and whether he will join them on loan or a permanent transfer in January needs to be clarified. He was bought for €20m and his market value has now dropped to €6m. (SW)
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So what was the point in buying Barco. Personally think he isn’t as good as Wharton
Chelsea increasingly confident of signing Bournemouth midfielder Alex Scott in January. Scott is Chelsea’s top target after Enzo Fernandez’s left for Manchester City on deadline day over the summer. Bournemouth want £100m+ and Xabi Alonso’s side are already in fresh talks having made multiple bids over the summer. Liverpool also hold an interest in Scott, but have less urgency to add a midfielder in January. Monaco's Lamine Camara, who Chelsea failed to sign on deadline day, and Roma's Manu Kone are two other targets.🍒 🤝 @alex_crook
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Bad form from Weatherspoons banning poppy wearers whatever their excuse. It's all very well writing an apology but it won't be forgotten.
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😔 A full Premier League debut to forget for Geovany Quenda. 🔹 Fewest touches among Chelsea players: 29. 🔹 Minimal threat in the final third: Just 1 touch in Tottenham’s box (the lowest of any player in the game). 🔹 Attacking actions failed: His only attempted dribble was unsuccessful, and his only attempted cross failed. 🔹 Long passes: 0 successful out of 2 attempts. 🔹 Defensive vulnerability on the ball: He was dribbled past twice, most of any player at Stamford Bridge. What next for Quenda? Maybe a loan in January.
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No learning about it, just don’t fucking lose to spurs. EVER!!
‘We need to learn from this.' Moi's post-match reaction. ⤵️

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We've seen this before. It's so obvious. Carrick will be sacked just in time to play us. A rejuvenated United play us, win 1-0. Zzzz
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@Sharpy09 retweeted
A wonderful reception for him and rightly so 💙
Cesar Azpilicueta back at Stamford Bridge for the first time since leaving Chelsea. What a man 💙
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You need to be emotionally mature about yesterday apparently. Who the fuck is emotionally mature about Chelsea Tottenham ffs.
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dunno if there's ever been a time in Premier League history where so many clubs are being destroyed at the same time by people who have no business being involved with them
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Manchester United 0-3 AFC Bournemouth:
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Oi that’s a piss take
Replying to @ManUtd
We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲
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