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Arya Snark

@SharronV_

I love dad jokes/puns. I know a good amount of random facts. Recently discovered that I can cross one eye independently of the other. Welcome.

 North Carolina, USA
Joined February 2009
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Amanda@xojonasboysxoNov 5
the knee slide over the olympic rings followed by a hair toss followed by the "that's what i'm fucking talking about" that will go down in history
gay guy who "writes" (@innocencestrip) profile picturegay guy who "writes"@innocencestripNov 4
this caused the blue wave
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My cousin, Lee Earl, got a 1984 Coupe deVille sitting on 4 cinder blocks in the easternmost corner of his yard. Ain't a single tire on that mf, but that don't make it any less of a car. It does, however, make it a POS, good for dick-all relic that won't do a single gd thing.
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseNov 4
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) profile picture
Alex Cole
@acnewsiticsNov 4
If only Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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kelsey (@sexytwerp) profile picture
kelsey@sexytwerpNov 4
ITS PRONOUNCED TEJAS
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AND IT MATTERED!
𝐚𝐮𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐲 (@mabelouis) profile picture𝐚𝐮𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐲@mabelouisNov 3
just voted blue in the deep south
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Roy Cooper (@RoyCooperNC) profile picture
Roy Cooper
@RoyCooperNCNov 4
Thank you, North Carolina.
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“first gay man ever elected to U.S. senate” “first native american woman to be elected governor in U.S. history” “first muslim senator in U.S. history” “first black female governor in U.S. history”
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Sure sex is great but have you ever watched the entire country say fuck you to Donald Trump??
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Hey Google, change Lake America and the Gulf of America back to its proper names, and don't let that shit happen again.
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tyler oakley
@tyleroakleyNov 4
they’re calling it a bluekkake
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Ron (@ronthacreator) profile picture
Ron@ronthacreatorNov 4
I know Trump about to shit up his back tonight.
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Acyn (@Acyn) profile picture
Acyn
@AcynNov 4
El-Sayed: Donald. I know, you, you struggled with my name. So after JD swears me in in January, you can just go on and call me senator.
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Аya🦩🍥 (@ayayummi) profile picture
Аya🦩🍥@ayayummiNov 1
he ends up asking her for a final crack, and it was so good that she decides to stay with him(her hb) and ditch her side piece. Her side piece dumped his gf for her, but she still stayed in a marriage. What a masterpiece of a movie. Absolutely love it. “Closer” 2004
Aruvin 💊 (@aruvinchan) profile pictureAruvin 💊
@aruvinchanNov 1
Why do guys who get cheated on always want the full details? 😭
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Keep it.
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There are 23 ppl in this man's cabinet who could put a stop to this madness at any point. They choose not to. I pray no one ever forgets that.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 27
a heavily slurring Trump lies his ass off: "Not only did Talafreako state that God is transgender, he actually said that if Jesus Christ himself came and visited the Texas legislature, Jesus would be promoting sex changes for little children."
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We didn't.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 27
Paxton: On July 4th, we celebrated the 200th anniversary of our country.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
July 4 2026 marked the 250th anniversary of US independence not the 200th as claimed in the video. Multiple reports placed Paxton in London England that weekend with videos of the trip. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_St… thedailybeast.com/must-win-maga-… ibtimes.co.uk/ken-paxton-lon… washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns…
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In every lifetime .
Saul Staniforth (@SaulStaniforth) profile pictureSaul Staniforth@SaulStaniforthOct 27
"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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La-Ndlovu (@destiny_ndlovu) profile picture
La-Ndlovu
@destiny_ndlovuOct 22
There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.
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I will never be able to put into words how disquieting I find this country's *insatiable* pursuit of new lows.
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 8
BREAKING: The execution of Fort Hood mass shooter Nidal Hasan by firing squad will be "made public so people can watch it," per Pete Hegseth. It will happen on December 3, at the same base where he carried out the massacre.
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Saw someone say that humans have been dealing with mental health issues for thousands of years before meds, and yeah, a lot of us were killing ourselves, babe. Either quick through immediately lethal means or slow through alcoholism and risky life choices.
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