☬ My Heart Is In Rosario ☬

Quite unsettling that decades of being surrounded by liars and not once have I seen one who's pants actually caught on fire.

"oh look people are not stopping their lives at the drop of a hat to attend my meeting that i set at 1am without any prior communication or consideration? what to do boohoo..." nyawawa

May have to bow out of cheese, butter and whole grain bread to protect my scions' generational wealth otherwise there'll be about 159/= left in the will before tax and inflation.

Somewhere between the exhale and the next thought, I realize the saddest part isn’t the pain. It’s how familiar it has become. I am not broken tonight. I am simply… tired of pretending I am whole.

As an adult, why are you thinning your dishwashing liquid?

Your wife when she hears you laughing on a phone call

amateur deejaying at a beach party and bringing it completely down is still on my side quest bucket list

Algorithm going from Salif Keita to Jamnazi Afrika to Mbongeni Ngema to Tissilawen. Blissful evening.

My goodness what do these fools have against trees??? @KeForestService you toothless dogs pia change your ways or count your days

i've got broads in witethie

Life would be a lot more streamlined if "recognixed" was spelt with an x, instead of having that red line battle between 'z' and 's.' It only sounds right.

260k difference in return fares between first and economy on the same doggone ndege is crazy. and not that you get parachutes or escape pods in case of an emergency

Youtube Music really goes to town when I am on incognito. Absolute nasty fuego cookery of a playlist!

Colours+ had Fatoumata Diawara melodising Nterini in their studios 6 years ago and I am only just finding it now?? What an etherial woman kanaeza have all this 36/= in my savings account youtu.be/2sBqMBEehIs?si=Oz18…

kuna corporate flani their lead anashinda akinispoil na merch naona nikianza duka ya vitu zao :D

you inveterate goats @KenyaPower_Care !

A giant penji of spicy masala chai to end the day will make the world a better place right now

haven't been the cock of the walk in a long minute