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Camp Crystal Jake

@ShellGameJake

Film industry, LEGO, a creature of the left. Elon punished me for my heterodox beliefs, looking for 800 of my closest friends

Joined August 2023
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Ongoing collection I’ve been putting together: Golden Age inspired DC heroes and villains rendered as LEGO figures. The majority are characters who first appeared in the 1930s and 1940s, but I also enjoyed creating versions of modern characters in a pulp adventure style.
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The Riddler is LGBTQ: Loves Giving Batman Those Quizzes
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Jack :3@mccharmlysOct 28
for non french house fans this is like if justice and gesaffelstein collabed on a track for gta6
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@nfr_podcastOct 28
JUSTICE x GESAFFELSTEIN 🚨 PUSHER (GTA VI) TOMORROW. • Track length: 7 minutes
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@nazbowling102Oct 26
Twitter Catholics whenever they touch their penis:
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Anon (@napehuffer83) profile pictureAnon@napehuffer83Oct 26
Last night I cried really bad because I couldn't jerk off is that normal Like I wanted to jerk off really really bad but I couldn't because its a mortal sin so I just got really upset and cried because I just really wanted to masturbate
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The Black Casebook is a counteroffensive against the psychic warfare of short-form video
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chungus (@big__chung) profile picturechungus@big__chungOct 23
New fusion political ideology called 'effective Maoism' where you work a high-flying finance job and then wire 10% of your income to communist guerillas.
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November@postoctobristOct 23
did Mon Mothma have to say that word that many times
Panzer (@panzer) profile picturePanzer
@panzerOct 23
The money for nothing rogue one edit just makes me want to run through a wall probably the best SW edit of all time
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me (art coordinator): “hey it looks like our budget didn’t account for the extra costs on top of wages for our W2 employees, is it an issue that this will cause an overage of $10k?” line producer and the production designer: “don’t worry about it kitten” me: “okay ❤️ yay ❤️”
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angela 🦋 (@mournswatch) profile pictureangela 🦋@mournswatchOct 21
“Open world football game” fuck yourself. What even is that.
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November@postoctobristOct 23
On behalf of the trans community I’d like to extend my thanks to Guy Wearing Bowler Hat for taking over my role as Person To Stare At In Coffee Shop
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jourdain searles@judysquirrelsOct 23
the bartender at the party i just left was so concerned about me getting a second margarita??? like okay dad! take me to the ball game this weekend!
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what would I use it for
Major Glazer (@John_Bummit) profile pictureMajor Glazer@John_BummitOct 21
So the people that are anti AI, do you like, not use AI at all??? Like not using it for generative art, and paying artists, I understand, but you're behinnnndddd if you refuse to touch it
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November@postoctobristOct 22
DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT: millions deported, war forever, McDonald’s has pronouns REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT: millions deported, war forever, McDonald’s is renaming itself Reichsbürger
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November@postoctobristOct 22
One of the funnier features of Peak Chud is that in some ways it hasn’t had a fraction of the cultural impact its adherents expected, but now maybe one in 20 Americans is just going around wearing an SS uniform
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@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Now Skydance will have not one, but two load-bearing financiers existentially threatened by the AI bubble popping
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@DEADLINEOct 21
Elon Musk will put up to $10 billion into Skydance to help the media giant pay down debt while also giving SpaceX satellite subsidiary Starlink a foothold in the entertainment business. That was the eye-opening prediction offered Wednesday by John Malone, the billionaire media mogul who has earned a reputation as a sage for his ability to anticipate the future. Musk had already been reported to be a potential investor in Skydance, but Malone highlighted his corporate portfolio as well as the relationship with Skydance backer Larry Ellison, father of CEO David Ellison. deadline.com/2026/10/elon-mu…
Elon Musk, Larry Ellison Will Join Forces To Boost Skydance And Starlink, John Malone Predicts

Elon Musk, Larry Ellison Will Join Forces To Boost Skydance And Starlink, John Malone Predicts

Elon Musk and Larry Ellison will unite to help Skydance pay down debt and give Starlink a foothold in entertainment, media billionaire John Malone says.

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The post's lead sentence presents as fact what John Malone called his "big prediction" of a possible future SpaceX/Skydance deal; no such investment has been announced or confirmed by the companies. deadline.com/2026/10/elon-m… thewrap.com/industry-news/… hollywoodreporter.com/business/busin…
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Morning Brew ☕️ (@MorningBrew) profile pictureMorning Brew ☕️
@MorningBrewOct 21
Anthropic's IPO filing leaked (again) — some key figures: Net Loss • 2026: $80.7 billion (first half) • 2025: $41.9 billion Revenue • 2026: $16.3 billion (first half) • 2025: $4.6 billion Expenses • 2026: $9 billion (first half) • 2025: $7.3 billion Future Infrastructure Costs • Total: $600 billion • Cloud Deals: ~$450 billion
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I’m prejudiced against the cowl *not* having the white eyes in comics, though. This is what the pedophile parody of Batman in a Garth Ennis comic looks like
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Val@VK_HMOct 19
Mackenzie Davis is Big Barda huh. Good opportunity to mention Halt and Catch Fire is a good show check that out
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YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING (dir. Fielder and Oppenheim, 2026)
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holden m. accountable@noahpasaranOct 18
you know, the mound building cultures, they bury their dead like THIS. But us guys from the corded ware culture, we bury our dead like THIS, you know what I mean? This guy knows what I’m talking about
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