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Camp Crystal Jake

@ShellGameJake

Film industry, LEGO, a creature of the left. Elon punished me for my heterodox beliefs, looking for 800 of my closest friends

Joined August 2023
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alexander@disneyjailOct 29
This is immersion breaking, this has never happened in Miami
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@DiscussingFilmOct 29
GTA 6 includes a fully functional bus and train transportation system. Buses have specific routes & times when they are meant to arrive at each stop. (Source: gamesradar.com/edge/gtavi-co…)
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reilly@GoodPostReillyOct 28
The Riddler is LGBTQ: Loves Giving Batman Those Quizzes
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Jack :3@mccharmlysOct 28
for non french house fans this is like if justice and gesaffelstein collabed on a track for gta6
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@nfr_podcastOct 28
JUSTICE x GESAFFELSTEIN 🚨 PUSHER (GTA VI) TOMORROW. • Track length: 7 minutes
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Naz
@nazbowling102Oct 26
Twitter Catholics whenever they touch their penis:
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Anon (@napehuffer83) profile pictureAnon@napehuffer83Oct 26
Last night I cried really bad because I couldn't jerk off is that normal Like I wanted to jerk off really really bad but I couldn't because its a mortal sin so I just got really upset and cried because I just really wanted to masturbate
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The Black Casebook is a counteroffensive against the psychic warfare of short-form video
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ed edd and eddington@goblin_formulaOct 23
chungus (@big__chung) profile picturechungus@big__chungOct 23
New fusion political ideology called 'effective Maoism' where you work a high-flying finance job and then wire 10% of your income to communist guerillas.
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November@postoctobristOct 23
did Mon Mothma have to say that word that many times
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@panzerOct 23
The money for nothing rogue one edit just makes me want to run through a wall probably the best SW edit of all time
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angela 🦋 (@mournswatch) profile pictureangela 🦋@mournswatchOct 21
“Open world football game” fuck yourself. What even is that.
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November@postoctobristOct 23
On behalf of the trans community I’d like to extend my thanks to Guy Wearing Bowler Hat for taking over my role as Person To Stare At In Coffee Shop
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jourdain searles@judysquirrelsOct 23
the bartender at the party i just left was so concerned about me getting a second margarita??? like okay dad! take me to the ball game this weekend!
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November@postoctobristOct 22
DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT: millions deported, war forever, McDonald’s has pronouns REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT: millions deported, war forever, McDonald’s is renaming itself Reichsbürger
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November@postoctobristOct 22
One of the funnier features of Peak Chud is that in some ways it hasn’t had a fraction of the cultural impact its adherents expected, but now maybe one in 20 Americans is just going around wearing an SS uniform
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@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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I’m prejudiced against the cowl *not* having the white eyes in comics, though. This is what the pedophile parody of Batman in a Garth Ennis comic looks like
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Val@VK_HMOct 19
Mackenzie Davis is Big Barda huh. Good opportunity to mention Halt and Catch Fire is a good show check that out
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YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING (dir. Fielder and Oppenheim, 2026)
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holden m. accountable@noahpasaranOct 18
you know, the mound building cultures, they bury their dead like THIS. But us guys from the corded ware culture, we bury our dead like THIS, you know what I mean? This guy knows what I’m talking about
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Hermit@hermitfriendOct 15
there's something so disingenuous about a swatted mosquito leaving behind a dramatic red splatter "oh noooo, look what you've done to me" mf, that is MY blood
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Matt Reeves
@mattreevesLAOct 15
Just to be clear, I am not leaving The Batman Part II. I am profoundly grateful to Steven for coming to my aid during this challenging time to help me finish principal photography. Thank you to all for your concern and well wishes. 🦇
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@NinEverythingOct 15
Activision executive says “no offense to Zelda,” but GTA 6 and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 are the biggest games of the year nintendoeverything.com/activ…
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if batman was a fire truck he'd be the biggest one in the world
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