SMT STAN ACCOUNT

Hell, Earth
Joined September 2019
Weed is a flavor enhancer
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Reformed NY Giants fan retweeted
he almost confessed he gets to fuck when she comes over 💀
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буквально каждый раз, когда грифтеры говорят "меня заставляют ебаться в жопу" оказывается что там нужно несколько раз в диалоге выбрать "я хочу ебаться в жопу" "да, я точно хочу" "точно точно"
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He thinks she gets the black vote? Did they do no research? Lol
Donald Trump brings out Nicki Minaj at his Michigan rally.
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Reformed NY Giants fan retweeted
Holy shit it actually happened. Thought this was football.
*Ref blows whistle* “Personal foul #44, running the defender the f*ck over. 15 yard penalty, replay 2nd down.” Alright bro.
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Just remembered it's Cowboys vs Eagles tomorrow night. This may go down as the worse NFL game ever broadcasted 😂😂😂
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Reformed NY Giants fan retweeted
The convos between comedians behind the scenes have to be great.
Eddie Murphy Calls Out Jerry Seinfeld for Saying Bernie Mac Was the Best Comedian He’d Ever Seen And Couldn’t Believe He Put Him on Comedy’s Mount Rushmore Jerry Seinfeld: “You’re going to object, but I am a huge fan of Bernie Mac. I love Bernie Mac.” “I told you, I thought Bernie Mac was one of the funniest to me.” Eddie Murphy: “No, no, no. You didn’t say ‘one of.’ You said you thought he was the best that you’d ever seen do it.” “I said, I love Bernie, but the best? If you told anyone else that you thought he was the best, they would go, ‘Really?’” “We were doing our comic Mount Rushmore. We were saying, which comedians would be on Mount Rushmore?” “We were saying, like, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce… and then he goes, ‘Bernie Mac!’ And I’m like, what the fuck?” “And I love Bernie, but on Mount Rushmore? That’s…”
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She a marionette to him
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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Reformed NY Giants fan retweeted
AIN'T NO WATCH YA MOUTH! CATCH THE DAMN BALL!!
Replying to @ChiseledAdonis
Watch ya mouth
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Reformed NY Giants fan retweeted
THIS CANT BE REALLLLL
Texas H3 fans had a trauma support group meet up today
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Reformed NY Giants fan retweeted
I thought this caption was a joke. It wasn’t.
They called the police this lil black boy cause he was beatinn all the YT kids‼️🤷🏾‍♂️ 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️
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Reformed NY Giants fan retweeted
it’s been said a lot, but it really is an insane concept when you think about it for more than five seconds, imagine playing shin megami tensei and spongebob and his friends show up
KH1 is such a generational game that shouldn’t exist yet somehow does. It’s probably one of the most creative concepts you can think of and almost 20 years later still holds up. Beautiful ending
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Reformed NY Giants fan retweeted
The DJ just played Nicki Minaj at the Barack Obama / Abdul El-Sayed rally in Detroit and everybody booed it so they turned it off
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Reformed NY Giants fan retweeted
that dj don't got internet lol
The DJ just played Nicki Minaj at the Barack Obama / Abdul El-Sayed rally in Detroit and everybody booed it so they turned it off
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Reformed NY Giants fan retweeted
Thats pretty much all anti black racism from minorities
Japanese racism comes off pathetic because you can tell they only know Black people as an abstract concept and they'll only parroting stuff they've heard your lowest common denomination racist white person say
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Reformed NY Giants fan retweeted
What’s going on with Keyshia Cole?? 🤔🤔🤔
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Reformed NY Giants fan retweeted
Knowing that this was Christopher Williams Michael Jackson impression makes me SCREAM 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m Dreamin’ Christopher Williams (1991)
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Reformed NY Giants fan retweeted
This is a HIPAA violation
just noticed this on my bagel sandwich order. Oh my god
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