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Shroud Of Turing

@ShroudOfTuring

US politics, Doctor Who, other nerdiness. He/him.

Joined April 2018
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@_Mira___Mira_Oct 24
I have two polygons that tile the plane iff ZFC is consistent. One has 5 edges and the other has 378,485,108,569,489,476,845,190 edges.
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Not a fan of this Panic! At The Disco cover band
donjackoghue (@donjackoghue) profile picturedonjackoghue@donjackoghueOct 21
land acknowledgment at the orgy
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ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS
Auntie Ifa Charitie Hartsig 🌷⚖️🌵 (@CharitieHartsig) profile pictureAuntie Ifa Charitie Hartsig 🌷⚖️🌵@CharitieHartsigOct 19
All male staffers must wear assless chaps.
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Given the Evangelion comparisons people have been drawing, perhaps You Can (Not) See Everything would have been apt
𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 Moroz (@Dread_Botlord) profile picture𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 Moroz@Dread_BotlordOct 17
I do appreciate that by the end of the movie it’s made incredibly clear that the “You Can See Everything” is a lie, both from Elizabeth Holmes and from Nathan Fielder
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It is bad to believe false things.
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👻✨(IT/ITS)🌸🌟arkhiereú зима🫶CREATURE NOT PERSON (@deathpigeon) profile picture👻✨(IT/ITS)🌸🌟arkhiereú зима🫶CREATURE NOT PERSON@deathpigeonOct 17
there's a sort of person who thinks believing incorrect things is, in fact, uvil and you should be forced to change, usually through social pressure, and it's just an authoritarian impulse.
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Unfortunately, a few gun deaths a year is the price we have to pay for the second amendment
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 14
Charlie Kirk would've turned 33 years old.
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Sridhar Ramesh (@RadishHarmers) profile picture
Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmersOct 13
These Republicans do nothing but lie. I bet he is James Talarico.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 13
JD Vance: "I love you too sir. In a totally platonic way, to be clear. I'm the vice president, not James Talarico."
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ⓘSome Dogs have thumbs (@MorlockP) profile picture
ⓘSome Dogs have thumbs
@MorlockPOct 5
1. atoms don't compute primes 2. CPUs are made of atoms 3. CPUs can compute primes 4. so at least one of 1-3 must be false
🐾Eneasz Brodski (@EneaszWrites) profile picture🐾Eneasz Brodski
@EneaszWritesOct 5
the "Hard Problem" in a nutshell: 1. atoms aren't conscious 2. humans are made of atoms 3. humans are conscious 4. so at least one of 1-3 must be false Panpsychists say #1 is false Dualists say #2 is false Illusionists say #3 is false Materialists say #4 is false
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There goes every book I own I guess
Lammy (@Lammyisback) profile pictureLammy
@LammyisbackOct 5
Forget "does it spark joy." the ADHD decluttering question is "if a dog peed on this, would i wash it or toss it?" our brains can't measure sentimental value. they can measure gross in half a second. you'll empty a whole drawer before your coffee gets cold.
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Sridhar Ramesh (@RadishHarmers) profile picture
Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmersOct 5
All glasses are smart glasses. Smart people wear them.
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⊹ kn¡ghtrayn ⊹@knghtraynOct 2
Young boy without fear conquers sens fortress. Inshallah he will link the fire
Zuba Trey ✨ (@Zubatrey) profile pictureZuba Trey ✨
@ZubatreyOct 2
Young boy without fear and he is genius
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Matt Bors@MattBorsOct 2
I think being able to video chat with a cute woman who never gets tired of you is going to be a huge disaster for our already loser-based society
Tavus (@tavus) profile pictureTavus
@tavusOct 1
Replying to @tavus
Ari solves a Rubik's cube while Griffin coaches him from what it sees in his hands, and when he goes quiet to think, it waits. Its perception is always on, so it acts without being asked. Note: this actually blew our minds seeing happen live.
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Finally getting the good ads
anonymous1994 (@dcanderson94) profile pictureanonymous1994
@dcanderson94Oct 1
Warning: Ariana Grande’s Kabbalah secret is leading Christians astray. Protect your faith and see what she isn’t telling you before it’s too late. Like, comment, and follow on my Rumble below:

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@jacksfilmsSep 30
SSsniperwolf gave a talk at VidSummit this morning on how creators can take care of their mental health. Which is important! As a creator myself, I've dealt with negative events impacting my mental health. For example, some creep with a large following livestreamed our home once
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Phil Hoyeck (@PAHoyeck) profile picture
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@PAHoyeckSep 25
My logic professor told us that if we affirmed the consequent, we'd fail the test. And I did fail the test. So I guess I affirmed the consequent.
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Aurora 🐊@SpectralAurora_Sep 23
ok but talking about "scp 2984: the slice of toast that lives off human finger nails" and calling women "foids" are like 2 entirely different things
Lilac (@LilacNRoses) profile pictureLilac@LilacNRosesSep 22
I think a lot of you have absolutely zero idea how pervasive slang and language originating on 4chan actually is. The 2nd poster in this image has the name "cognitohazardous". The term Cognitohazard originates from the SCP fandom, which was founded on 4chan.
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People on Instagram will really be like "you believe in demasking? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a lesbian bar" and then not firebomb a lesbian bar
Jaketropolis (@jaketropolis) profile pictureJaketropolis
@jaketropolisSep 23
Something entirely unmentioned in the Western Mass Lesbian Bar article is that the commenter who wrote "i hope your bar gets firebombed" is the "hijab-inspired secular accessorization" person
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Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 (@bornposting) profile pictureCarljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪@bornpostingSep 20
Godzilla fan who doesn't like the giant monster shit but loves the scenes where scientists talk in a room for ten minutes
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There are three new sentences left
Sweetie Belle (@mashmallowpony) profile pictureSweetie Belle@mashmallowponySep 14
//Hello everypony! I should address the elephant in the room. I am sorry for my previous tweet rping a molested sweetie belle. My goal for this account has always been to be a slightly darker and more 'edgy' version of sweetie belle!
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✧yani✧ (@yaniversal) profile picture
✧yani✧@yaniversalSep 18
The Spirit of Lyndon Johnson taking over John Cornyn's body:
Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn) profile pictureSenator John Cornyn
@JohnCornynSep 18
If Republicans won't clean house, Democrats will.
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