Simon (@Simon76_) header
Simon (@Simon76_) profile picture

Simon

@Simon76_
Joined August 2011
  • Tweets9.1K
  • Following1.1K
  • Followers219
2.4KMedia
Photo by Simon (@Simon76_)Photo by Simon (@Simon76_)Photo by Simon (@Simon76_)Photo by Simon (@Simon76_)Photo by Simon (@Simon76_)Photo by Simon (@Simon76_)Photo by Simon (@Simon76_)Photo by Simon (@Simon76_)Photo by Simon (@Simon76_)Photo by Simon (@Simon76_)
“Please do not worry, your banking details are perfectly safe with us.”
Image from Simon (@Simon76_)
Your Party (@thisisyourparty) profile pictureYour Party
@thisisyourparty24 Sep 2025
For those who joined under the previous system last week, please be assured your data and membership is secure and will be migrated across. There is nothing more for you to do at this stage.
2
244
...and a can of fizzy pop for me, not shaken.
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm31 Jul 2025
Steven Knight (‘Peaky Blinders’) is set to write the script for Denis Villeneuve’s ‘JAMES BOND’ movie.
Image from DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)
Image from DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)
223
and if things aren’t going your way - call someone a paedo
5
13
959
best thing to do if you’re having a professional disagreement with someone is to make it as public as possible.
3
12
63
5,855
Elon rn:
Image from Gwdihŵ 🦉 (@youwouldknow)
2
39
1
845
25,702
Britpope
Politics Global (@PolitlcsGlobal) profile picturePolitics Global
@PolitlcsGlobal8 May 2025
🚨📸🇻🇦PICTURED: A Cardinal in the Vatican wearing a bucket hat
Image from Politics Global (@PolitlcsGlobal)
62
March is Irish heritage month, so it is now.
Kirk_Loco (@Polito_loco) profile pictureKirk_Loco
@Polito_loco6 Mar 2025
Donald Trump has just signed an executive order confirming March is Irish heritage month. 🇮🇪🇺🇸
2
326
All The Right Movies (@ATRightMovies) profile pictureAll The Right Movies
@ATRightMovies9 Feb 2025
What is the greatest Australian film?
Image from All The Right Movies (@ATRightMovies)
96
If you cook Chicken Kievs upside down the butter doesn't leak out
Gunners (@Gunnersc0m) profile pictureGunners
@Gunnersc0m5 Feb 2025
If you could give Mikel Arteta one piece of advice, what would it be?
Image from Gunners (@Gunnersc0m)
2
101
Ronald Reagan tells a Soviet joke.
113
1,497
188
9,153
605,905
Completely normal advert
Image from Simon (@Simon76_)
1
107
UK Prepping Shop tho. Bet it just a bloke with a garage full of Frey Bentos pies that he's flogging online to crackpots.
58
I just found a wrestling mask I got in Bolivia, whilst tidying up the spare room.
Image from Simon (@Simon76_)
Image from Simon (@Simon76_)
67
Is that lad who played keyboard in The Communards going to put his name forward for the Archbishop vacancy?
1
56
Synth-Pope would be the headlines
32
Just seen in my road. Looks like this removals firm had an unsatisfied customer 😬
Image from Complete Control PR (@pollybirkbeck)
4
7
33
2,953
Blossoms look like they're about to be wrongfully arrested for a pub bombing in the 1970s
Image from MrPaulRobinson (@MrPaulRobinson)
135
503
47
7,810
460,128
Cameron looks like a psychopathic East London gangster here
Image from Simon (@Simon76_)
1
63
Image from Simon (@Simon76_)
Image from Simon (@Simon76_)
Image from Simon (@Simon76_)
Image from Simon (@Simon76_)
James Whale MBE. (@THEJamesWhale) profile pictureJames Whale MBE.@THEJamesWhale9 Nov 2024
I can’t get over the amount of people on the Bbc not wearing poppies as if to say the sacrifices our four bears made are not still recognisable they should be ashamed of themselves.
80
Do they still put lead in the paint in America?
2
67
Load more