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husband; dad; cyclist; Chelsea fan; Street Pastor; Cure fan; frustrated chef & bassist; eclectic mix of everything!

Kingston upon Thames, London
Joined December 2010
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Replying to @Lake_Cycling
@Lake_Cycling your customer service is truly woeful. Between you and DPD you appear to have lost my new cycling shoes, but neither of you wants to take any responsibility, yet you’re happy to have taken my money!
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And for reference @DPDUKCARE4u who “tried” to help - are scammers - @Lake_Cycling you should be aware
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Replying to @bbctms
@bbctms Dunkley & Lamb seem to think they’re playing in a test match!! Beyond the top four there isn’t a batting game plan
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After all the hard work by the top 4 the batting by 5 onwards has been witless and lacking any ambition or aggression
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Dear @OVOEnergy I owe you an apology. I never thought I’d find another supplier with worse billing management and customer service than you. But sadly I have - and they are @OctopusEnergy
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Australia are more athletic, agile and powerful than England - but that is not the reason for the gulf between the two teams in the Women's Ashes, says head coach Jon Lewis….rather supports @AlexHartley93 view!!!
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Nicholas Jackson: the epitome of ineptitude #CHEMCI
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English cricket: it’s the hope that kills you! @englandcricket @bbctms
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Dear @swtrains_watch @SW_Help why do you even bother with a timetable when every train you run is late?
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@0ctopusEnergy I’m an existing electricity customer. How do I switch my gas to you please?
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Sunak launches the first post-HS2 transport scheme.
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Simon Tanner retweeted
Sinead O'Connor and Terry Hall recorded the greatest cover version of all time. RIP both x
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Love this.
Honestly one of the best things I’ve seen in a while. Absolute genius work from @Victordemartrin #MissionImpossible
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What a humiliating first half! #ENGFRA
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Happy birthday, (wherever you are out in the stars), to this beautiful bastard. You will always be missed. Thanks for the laughs and for making this planet all the more magical #RikMayall #HappyBirthday ❤️ 🎂 💔 Please Retweet to show that we haven’t forgotten him 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Simon Tanner retweeted
Join the #GreatPropertyBikeRide. The world's largest property bike ride is back and we're ready to tackle the beautiful Surrey Hills once more to raise money for our charity partner, @macmillancancer. 🗓️ 14th June 2023, Entries open to all: cbre.co/3KaRagz
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Simon Tanner retweeted
What an encouraging day! The start of the @CofEGuildford Leading Evangelism Learning hub in partnership with @CPASnews Huge thanks to @rvmatthogg for his energy and leadership today and to our fantastic hub parishes
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Epically heartbreaking and heartwarming
I hope his family never forget how much he was loved #DoddieWeir
Tad confused; the train strikes are off yet there’s still disruption because management couldn’t reinstate the normal timetable? Astonishing
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